A Sarlacc Pit baby-lounger: "allow the young one to snuggle in awesomeness without the fear of being digested over a thousand years!"


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/05/nest-of-all-powerful-sarlacc.html


#2

Not. Cool. Boing Boing.

Fucking. Not. Cool.

Some of us have lost friendsin the Sarlacc, and now you are promoting this like the many lives lost in the Sarlacc is some sort of fucking joke?

:angry::angry::rage::rage:


#3

You can’t fool me, that’s just a fanged goatse


#4

Christ what an asshole! :grin:


#5

In later years scientists studying Tattooine fauna would discover that Jabba neither realized, nor cared, that he was throwing his enemies in the wrong end


#6

Almost gone. There’s only 1 left.

No, there is another.


#7

r/confusingboners


#8

I wouldn’t let a dog sleep on that…


#9

Snuggle? Most parents I know would buy this secretly hoping that their youngling will rise above it…


#10

Further proof that given an infinite universe… anything is possible.


#11

“allow the young one to snuggle in awesomeness without the fear of being digested over a thousand years!”

I’d hope the kid would move out before then.


#12

I was surprised that this didn’t have a poorly added CGI beak, but then I realized that its not official merch


#13

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