Well that is a load off my mind. Let’s see how the right reacts.
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Famous last tweets.
10:36 AM EST
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Melania is prepping her divorce papers.
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Somebody is B I T T E R
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The vindictive, petty part of me wants him to live through the end of the presidency. No sweet oblivion for him. It wouldn’t even be a hundredth of a percent of what a lot of people have suffered under his misrule, but it would be something.
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I see no problem with Biden getting nowhere near Preznit Plague.
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Him possibly getting ratioed this hard is a beautiful thing
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Traditionally, this invite is to help prepare the president elect. What possible useful advice could Whatshisname provide?
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Remember what we learned from Loser Donnie- 306 Electoral Votes Is A Landslide!
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Rudy is preparing for the Donald’s last stand over at the manure store and dildo store
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I hear that Melania is missing Moldavia.
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I swear, we couldn’t write this shit if we tried. And if we tried, an editor or publisher would laugh us out of the pitch room.
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I would be surprised if it wasn’t all covered in the existing contract. You know, the one where she gets a pile of cash for not divorcing him while he was pretending to be president.
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