and by a lot, he means he lost by 4+ million votes
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Also celebrating in NYC: ants, rats, pigeons & sea gulls
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I’m dancing around my prosthetic leg right now!
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Awww, playing all by himself? Nobody wants to play with him? 
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I know it isn’t the outright landslide many had hoped for, and that the corrupt, demented orange turd is likely to make things difficult for some time yet, but all you American voters have made this Australian very, very happy.
May the demented orange turd fuck right off to preferably never be heard of again, or even better, blow out his speech centre with a massive stroke. But somehow still be held accountable for the open embrace of bigotry, racism and white supremacy, misogyny, corruption and maladministration which directly led to the deaths of 250,000 + US citizens from covid.
Anyway. Yeeeeeaaaaah Biden-Harris!
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I was imagining him trying to “rush” the stage, while drunk, flanked by tweedle dee and tweedle dum, and Melania sits in her seat smoking and drinking as she she yells: It’s not your bebe.
[whip pan to Jerry Springer]
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$5 says Melania sues for divorce before 2021 is over.
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— Joe Biden
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Everything about this “Giuliani strip mall presser in front of a landscaping supply store next to a dildo shop” story has me questioning the fabric of reality right now.
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We didnt quite flush the turd on November 3rd, but today’s date is close enough!
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It’s perfectly on brand for 45’s camp, frankly.
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Or Donald dumps her for another porn star.
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Odds seem likely.
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