Trump now demands "Either a new Election take place" or he is "declared the winner"

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2021/10/15/trump-now-demands-either-a-new-election-take-place-or-he-is-declared-the-winner.html

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FFS, Donnie!

its over todd krizelman GIF by National Geographic Channel

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I hope I never reach a point in life that I’d be desparate enough to take a job ghost-writing blog posts for 50 gallons of shit in a 35 gallon sack

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When are we gonna lock this POS up for life?

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Great question. What IS going on with all those investigations we sometimes, briefly, here about? Are ANY of them gaining traction on his ass?

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If it wasn’t for how he can whip his followers up into a frenzy, this would be dismissed entirely as sad and pathetic flailing

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No GIF

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What happens if somebody’s the nominee, their name’s on the ballot, and they drop dead during the first week of November?

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Short answer: Constitutional crisis.

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that-is-wildly-inappropriate-good-sir

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The only response a tantrum like this deserves is:

“Or else what, fuckboi?”

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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory Tantrum GIF
Except Varruca made more sense.

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No Way Reaction GIF

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If the person dies before the election,the party can put someone else on.

Its up to them how they choose it.

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New York’s AG seems to be chugging along with tax and bank fraud charges

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I vaguely recall someone saying “You lost get over it”. hrm.

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Ooh OOh, I know this one, the GOP is run by fascists who never speak a word in good faith!

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I keep expecting him to send out a “Fly my pretties” message extoling his followers to purge everyone suspected of not being in the fold. From some of the conversations I’ve overheard near the ammo counter at the hardware shop, I’d say they’re certainly anticipating such a call, with some gusto.

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