Oh but it gets even more dumb
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Consolation porn pussy. 
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Not thinking about that; too damn happy that I don’t have to become an American refugee fleeing the country in the middle of a global pandemic.
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I want to imagine the most sex workers have better standards than Trump and want to avoid contracting whatever COVID/syphilis hybrid he’s got brewing inside of him.
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Those big stubborn turds always take a few flushes and a plunger. Sometimes ya’ gotta call PA.
Which reminds: WAY TO GO PENNSYLVANIA!!! 
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Yeah, yeah - someone screwed up. What other explanation could there be? 
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Actual headline
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I wonder if Ghislaine Maxwell will get convicted in time to get a pardon.
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She can be pardoned without being convicted, unfortunately. That being said, I can’t imagine how pardoning an accused sex trafficker of children would do anything to improve his political capital. How would QAnon hand wave that away? I mean “protecting our children” is kind of their schtick.
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Dance 'til you feel better!
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So, looks like we’re going to make it after all despite everything.
Throughout this entire administration, throughout COVID and throughout this agonizing campaign, my spirits have been buoyed by the lovely community here at bOing bOing. You all gave me hope and a sense of comradeship when things looked utterly hopeless. Now it looks like we may just make it. Tonight is a moment for celebration and love and remembrance. I don’t know any of you, but I love you all deeply.
Love and Mercy to you and your friends tonight.
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It takes Trump 15 flushes, so that’s okay.
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Abrams
AOC
2028
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Goddamn it’s a beautiful day.
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I been telling y’all for 4 years; DON’T GO GENTLE.
And we didn’t, thankfully…
Now the real work starts to keep us going forward not backwards.
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THIS.
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