ABC News calls election for Biden

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Count the silverware.

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Meh, this tweet is a bit of post-hoc rationalisation, I think. This was close, far too close for comfort, when it should have been an absolute blowout. Like, given everything that’s going on, this should have looked like 1992 or 1964, and the fact that it didn’t is a sign that things continue to be not normal, and we need to keep on treating them like that.

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Well now I kinda want him to pardon her, just to find out.

But not bad enough to let a sex trafficker go of course.

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Get out the vote! Do it AGAIN!

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:rofl:

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Fox called it within minutes of the rest.

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It’s going to be around 6 million votes difference. Biden will probably have slightly more EV’s than Trump did in 2016. Yes, we did shitty down ballot, but the Presidential election wasn’t NEARLY as close as folks think when all is said and done. It just feels that way because it took so fucking long for the mail in votes to be counted.

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Is he trying to call in an air strike?

“Yes, that’s the block across from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Hit it hard!”

“Sir, this is a Little Caesar’s Pizza. Are you going to order something or just yell a lot?”

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the classic treatment LOL

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So step one is finally accomplished, with great pain I might add.

Next, I want to witness the utter destruction of Trump as all his creditors call in his debts. I want to see him begging in the streets.

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Tip to President Biden: never resort to Twitter.
Now I look forward to taking a healthy disinterest in US politics.

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The best part of that is the slightly deranged looking Biden in the corner there…

I certainly plan on it… and my kid will be able to vote in the run offs, too!

Thanks, @beschizza… I know you’d not let us down!

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The Corinthbiden

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I want to see him sharing a cell with Weinstein.

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