ABC News calls election for Biden

The devil went down to Georgia he was lookin’ for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind

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Alas, I doubt any of that clan will ever miss a meal, or be without a roof over their heads.

Still, a relocation from Trump Tower to Trump Trailer Park would be fine too.

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I love this town!

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No worries; Biden already knows his way around the place.

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Is there really another porn star who would want anything to do with him at this point?

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Why, pray tell, was trump using a well known gay pride anthem as his campaign song in the first place? Who was the master prankster that managed to pull that one off?

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The campaign rally playlist showed a clear lack of self-awareness or irony.

Songs like:

You Can’t Always Get What You Want
Sympathy for the Devil
Ride of the Valkyries (you know who else just loved Wagner, right?)
Macho Man
Brown Sugar
Con te partirò
It’s The End of the World As We Know It
Revolution
Fortunate Son
Tiny Dancer
YMCA

This list is not a joke, by the way. Someone on his campaign thought these songs would be a good idea for rallies.

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We have a trumper down the street with lots of halloween decor still out. Saw this during our walk and I laughed out loud.


He’s out numbered by Biden-Harris signs by a factor of 12 to 1 in the nearby blocks

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Still, a relocation from Trump Tower to Trump Trailer Park would be fine too.

Hear tell there’s a couple nice motel rooms available in quirky little place called Schitts Creek.

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If he goes, he should borrow John Oliver’s suit from his trip to Danbury.

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I’m praising my fellow American voters for rejecting the orange menace rather than anything supernatural because the horrors of the last 3.75 years have been real.

@beschizza: Mild one, Rob, I think we should allow it.

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I worked in the same building as American Crossroads when Obama was re-elected. Got my picture taken in front of their sign for posterity.

Next time I’m in Philly, I’m going to make a pilgrimage to Four Seasons. And Fantasy Island. Definitely need a pic in front of Fantasy Island.

“Trump lost the presidency here.”

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Yeah, the religious overtones are very … odd. Also blaming the D’s seems uncalled for, at least so soon.

FTR, I only quoted it for the “ding dong the witch is dead” reference, nothing else.

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Who cares? I don’t want his ugly mug ruining the occasion.

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Please, please, please let some photographer snag a photo of Don Jr. crying.

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It certainly would be a first for Donald.

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