Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/19/according-to-porn-consumption.html
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That’s actually a good metric.
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Fascinating use of big data!
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Puerto Ricans concur, in defiance of Presidential tweet-edict.
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Since so many people moved out of Puerto Rico after the storm, these should really be per-capita numbers.
Edit: I didn’t mean it the way that it originally sounded.
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This is a sign that not all Puerto Ricans are hands on in the recovery process.
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Maybe many of them lost power long enough to find other hobbies…
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Maybe Puerto Ricans got good at VPN and are logging in from their VPN provider’s Houston access point. And that’s why Houston has ‘grown’.
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Can they pick out the White House IP block?
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Is this, like, the third xHamster story in as many days? That’s an “elegant” piece of subtle advertorialling for a service trying to upset PornHub.
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And now we know why Spanky brought paper towels.
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Honestly I don’t think it’s much for laughs, but I did wonder that too - loads of people have left, which would drive down traffic even if connectivity was back.
Point taken.
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Perhaps fap-inating?
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Maybe it’s simply that xhamster is blocked at the Waffle House?
Wait, have I got my memes crossed?
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How did you find that out?
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Or the population just lowered, especially the younger population who uses the internet for porn… duh.
Would it be too much information if I told you that my safe word is “scattered, smothered, and covered”?
maybe they’re just worried about seeing Trump?
/hey, did I put that image in your head? Sorry, mistakes were made.
