i agree with you about the pizza but i will fight to the ends of the earth against your hot dog blasphemy.
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Thin crust is for people who like to see through their food to the porcelain they might as well break into shards and eat.
If youâre ten, I could see that.
Reeaaally put the schmoe in Joe Schmoe. Just sayinâ.
I hope James Beard casts down lightning bolts from the sky to burn your blasphemous ass.
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Pfft, you donât even like olives!
Why are we listening to you?
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Shouldnât we save the ketchup to make tomato soup?
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Can I have meat-pie-crust pizza instead? With ketchup on it?
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Having had kopi luwak in the wilds of Indonesia, I can state it is a fine cup of coffee. Paying $40 for it in the States will never bring you close to the experience; what you need to do is buy a ticket to Indonesia, travel to the island of Flores, catch a bus straight past the coffee farms and their sad little civet cages and go see where they found Homo floresiensis, and the Lingko rice fields outside of Ruteng.
Good job. Go reward yourself with some martabak from a street vendor with questionable hygiene, itâll taste better that way.
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You thin-crust gentiles have yet to learn of (or accept) the One True God known as Detroit pizza. Time to make your pilgrimage to Buddyâs Pizza and repent.
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âI never feel guilty when I eat something I like, including french fries or a Big Mac. I donât do it often, but if I do, I do it with it gusto. Iâm basically a glutton.â
In my hour of need St. PĂ©pin shall guide me.
Bring it fat man.
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Depends, are you going to share?
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Pizzas, like bottles of wine and tubs of ice-cream are usually single-serve, but Iâll gladly split one.
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I miss those. They were awesome.
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Be careful with that jib; itâs so exquisitely cut you could put an eye out.
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That looks less like a pizza and more like something that escaped from Black Mesa.
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Well, that photo is taken partway through itâs budding stage. Eventually, the meat pies around the edge will grow into their full form. When itâs fully ripe, they split off from the main and open. The lids of the pies will be absorbed into the crust and the contents form into pepperoni.
How did you think pizzas were made?
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AndâŠIâm off pizza for a month. I suppose my waistline should thank you.
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Absolutely. And anyways, the real pizza of the gods is calzone.
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As you know, I am a benevolent, loving, all powerful god. So Iâll allow this, just donât go pushing my damn buttons or youâll regret it Mortal.
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