As a former Central Ohioan, I will concur.
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This is why we canāt have nice things. Let me know when there is a thin crust calzone and Iāll stop lobbing lightning bolts at your nads.
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Exactly! A thin crust would be utterly inferior for the task of containing the gooey, melty, steamy ambrosia of a calzone. Advantage: thick crust.
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Funny thing is, I was just remembering college pizza the other day. The cheap pizzeria next to the dorms (every campus has one or two) offered double-thick crust as a free āupgradeā, so weād get an extra large, extra cheese, double crust, with the theory that it was twice the pizza. Maybe thatās why I lean towards thin crusts as a grownup.
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You will burn in hell and I will light the fire. This is outright heresy.
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The lines are being drawn, the LARP swords are being nerfed, and there will be battle.
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Put me on the other side of your line, heathen.
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excellent, olives are allowed
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You can go stand with @SteampunkBanana.
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Iāve got the kite spar, pipe foam, and duct tape.
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olives AND banana?
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You can purchase Olive Indulgences in the gift shop.
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PS
Banana Muffins with Olive Oil and Dark Chocolate
The Rule 34 variant of (two) olives with (one) banana can be created by someone else.
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I like olives!
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I like banana!
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Iām the āMortalā? I use olive oil.
Thatās probably why I can eat non-powdered foods.
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I find theyāre both okay, as long as you add enough ketchup.
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You canāt make a deep-dish thin crust pizza. Thatās the final nail in the coffin for that sad, failed shim of dough.
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BURN IN HELL!
No mercy for heathens.
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How is this thread not in /wrath?
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