Adult site data reveals 2016's top trends: Melania and Matures are way up

So my understanding about porn ages is:
young: 18
MILF: 21

Which makes the gap to the Mature 50 year old quite stunning really.

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Ooh this is gonna be a goldmine of UK proclivities for hackers once the new porn ammendment of the digital economy bill comes into effect. Spanking? Banned! Female ejaculation? Banned! Government mandated sex acts only, please: missionary and with the lights off while playing the national anthem. NO deviation. Comply, citizen and do your duty.

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Lie back and think of the government-approved pornographic activities directory.

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Have you seen the internet? It does somewhere. Multiple somewheres I’d wager.

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“Waiter, there’s a hair in my cream pie!”

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Given the proclivities of many porn consumers, I’m truly surprised they’re preferentially searching for Melania, and not Malia.

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Surely that is a mistake? A beure is a mixed race person with European and North African roots. There may be no Arabic ethnicity at all despite the popular conflation of North Africans and Arabs.

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The xhamster data suggests you are wrong.

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Wrong to be surprised? (and take care to note I stated many, not most or all)

What we see in their last two posts is data of top trends, with more snippets to be released in a few days. If you’re simply itching for an argument, I’m not taking the bait.

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I guess that my ‘balding albino hunchback dwarf’ searches haven’t skewed the data – yet.

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There’s still a couple hours left for 2016 in some places…

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Curious that Americans and Spaniards are both so interested in having sex with Mom. So many questions.

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Your assertion that many porn consumers are searching for 18 year old girls, is not supported by the data.

I’m thinking it’s probably

But it might be

Also, in Spanish, mamá means mother but mama means mammary. That probably has nothing to do with anything.

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I need some mind bleach for the idea of Clinton porn, personally.

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But you’re okay with Trump porn?

ETA: Now that I mention it, his mouth looks like a seeping anus. So… Maybe? :confused:

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Do you mean fart porn? In all honesty, I might rather watch that than Donald Trump porn…

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