i desperately want to see Patrick Stewart in this role.
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Thrown out of the Gorsham, the Who moved to the Waldorf-Astoria, one of New York’s swankiest hotels. Then, when the management locked the Who out of their rooms until they paid their bill in advance and in cash (probably after receiving a call from the Gorsham), Moon retrieved his luggage from his locked room by blowing the door off its hinges.
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Yeah, this strikes me as BS-y. Even 17 years ago they had GFCI outlets. That should have snapped and that would have been the end of it.
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And he walked, he walked so far away. Couldn’t get away.
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And that is probably exactly what happened, he as much as admits that anything beyond that is ignorance and conjecture.
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I feel like in modern times this would end with Moon being shot by the police
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Yeah, just as soon as Sting is finished hauling sir’s luggage…
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Seagull Excrement Tornado = my new band name
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“Seagull Guanado,” for short. 
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Well played. Wasn’t until I got all the way through this story of resurrection that I realized the story came out on, well, Easter.
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I’d pick Rowan Atkinson, because Peter Sellers is not available. Birdie num num.
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I dunno - this is more Werner Herzog territory in my mind. It needs narration.
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Ricky Gervais could probably pull it off.
It reads like a prospectus for a Seinfeld episode - Kramer wants the pepperoni, George brings it for him, then leaves the window open. Mayhem ensues and probably somebody gets dumped by a girlfriend in the process.
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Somethings are a fowl with this story.
- How wide did he need to open the window?
- Was in early spring beside the sea, how cold was it? (to preserve the pepperoni)
- If is was very cold, why open the window wide enough for pigeons or seagulls to fly in, the room would be cold as well
- Someone sell Fairmont Empress window screens or window opening inhibitors.
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unfortunately, yes.
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Oh this would be perfect for Herzog. The great thing is it would work both playing it straight or as a parody.
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Simon Peg
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Seaguano…?
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Hey, hometown.
We are famous for other things but, yeah, we do have some very pushy seagulls downtown. Getting sh@t on by one is still for some unknown reason considered “lucky” by some people. Having been hit twice, I assure that this is purely the observer’s opinion while they stifle a laugh.
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