After Disney humiliation, Florida governor DeSantis's revenge plan is to toll roads going into Disneyworld

If that is the case, then all Disney had to do to win this round and look like the best company ever is to figure out a way to lower their admission price by the amount of the tolls being paid. It’s a net zero for them, but most patrons would view it as Disney benevolence in the face of DeSantis ass-hattery.

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The population in the south let alone the declining wealth would end up hurting Disney in the future. Why not rebuild it in a much friendlier environment where folks from NYC, Toronto, DC, Boston and Chicago can have an easier time going to it?

There are theme parks already in the North, but they are far less profitable because they typically are only open from May to September/October because of snow and cold. Yes, global warming and all, but the way that manifests seems to hsve even more winter storms even if the average temperature is rising. Plus, where are you going to put it? There was a plan in the 1990s to create “Disney’s America”, an American-history themed Disney park in the Washington DC suburbs (probably the furthest north feasible) but locals hated the idea and it was eventually abandoned.

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Oh I know

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Reminds me of when Chris Christie closed a bridge ramp because he was mad, inconveniencing thousands and accomplishing nothing. Yes, what DeSantis is doing is on-brand.

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Well, now it’s the Central Florida Disney Containment Tourism Oversight District.

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19 states take E-Z Pass, but you can only access that system (outside of FL-GA-NC) with a SunPass PRO. However, SunPass (all types) can also be used in TX, OK, and NE, which are not E-Z Pass compatible, apparently.

Having looked into this, I’m good with never signing onto the SunPass system. Not a club I would want to join.

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Yep. Disney has the best lawyers money can buy.
While DeSantis has to settle for the ones willing to work for government scale.

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Yep, looks like it:

" As of May 28th 2021 E-ZPass can be used througout Florida."

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Oh yeah, he’ll find the road builder…. Hi, life-long Floridian here.

His literal best friend, who he’s already tried to contract for other toll-road jobs, will miraculously find himself in charge of this project. A toll-road has been proposed for decades along the west coast of Florida, but the voters have never ever wanted it. But guuuuuess what?!? Yup, Meatball Ron’s best friend was awarded a contract to build the road through some of the states most endangered, in need of protecting n lnd… as of yet, several years into his reign, the project has been blocked.

DeSantis LOVES LOVES LOVES using the powers of office to rule by fiat an further enrich his already rich friends.

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The Villages is mostly populated by GOP Trump fans, not libs…

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Isn’t that the joke?

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Very true!

Simpsons Thats The Joke GIF

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That’s what the whippersnappers call sarcasm.

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Totally on brand for the entirety of the south. Cronyism is quite healthily chugging onward, and what’s the point of power if you have to use it fairly?! /s

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You can learn everything you need to know about Florida by reading Carl Hiaasen novels. It was true 30 years ago and it’s still true today.

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This is golden.

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When DeSantis says he’s gonna take our place
We heil (pppfft!) heil (pppfft!) right in DeSantis’ face
Not to love DeSantis is a great disgrace
So we heil (pppfft!) heil (pppfft!) right in DeSantis’ Face

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Disneyland Paris usually manages to stay open in the snow, although yeah, really cold weather isn’t great for outdoor attractions.

If they were really determined to open a year-round park in a colder climate they could take a page from Lotte World, Korea, which has half of their park located inside what’s basically a big domed sports arena-type structure.

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Also, what a great way to incorporate more “Frozen” into a Disney Park! Ice skating with the characters, hot cocoa with the characters, sledding…etc., etc.

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I was hoping more for Tim Dorsey novels given the assholes involved in running the place.

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