Alex Jones begs for forgiveness in panicked "emergency message" to Trump (video)

Just how did he imagine dissing 45 was going to go? I’m guessing that he miss-judged how many MAGAts are ready to make the jump to DeSantis. Some are, but the most fervent are nowhere near ready. And they are the ones most likely to commit violence in his name.

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Nobody who ever needs to do that, does so voluntarily.

He needs to be placed into Moral Administration by a third party. I guess the courts are trying.

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Hey, that’s not fair to actual cockroaches, who serve a vital role in the ecosystem.

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I wonder if the Christian Right will forgive him. Bog loves a sinner.

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Lol, Your pic inspired me.

(Sorry)

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“Forget it, Alex, it’s Magaland.”

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“MAGAnets? How da fuq do thy work?!”

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I’m pretty sure that ICP does not support the Orange Idiot at all. (rather the contrary.)

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I know that’s just computer generated, but I rather feel that’s insulting to juggalos (and I’m not an ICP fan.)

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I did apologize. :slight_smile:

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No worries! I figured I’d mention it in case anyone thought that the ICP was somehow endorsing the Orange Idiot.

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Playing both sides of the Q crowd, IMHO. AJ showing any degree of contriteness is only going to be true when he can rally people to his side.

And there it is. The Media is really to blame, not him. Those sneaky edits put words in his mouth! :roll_eyes:

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A man who makes 100m a year is crying poverty over a decision that will be reduced by Texas “tort reform” laws to a maximum of $200,000, so he’s hoping to milk his cocaine squints to 200m in purchases of soy and mercury-based brain tonics and viagra-laced “herbal” dick pills this year.

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Eat, fight and stab one another in the back faster, please.

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I’ll smoke to that.

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Seeing Alex Jones with a microphone is like seeing a chimpanzee with a machine gun. You know nothing good is going to come from such a situation

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Wow, there really is no filter between that huge mouth and that dinky brain, is there?
(Referring to Jones. (and the Orange Blowhard, and MTG, and Bobo, etc, etc, etc…))

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I dunno. Trump loves this kind of groveling. Maybe he’ll forgive him, as a way to set an example.

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He might pretend to forgive him then throw him to the MAGA wolves later.

I would prefer he were eaten by real wolves, but maybe old, sick ones so his foul meat doesn’t taint the food chain.

I apologise for using the word “taint” and any associated images that may have caused.

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