“We need a new word to describe Alex Jones. Scum of the earth just doesn’t cover it.“
Festering anal cancer.
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I am a Flavor-Aid purist!
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i honestly don’t care if it’s fast or slow – the earth just needs to be rid of him and his toxicity.
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Failed autoerotic asphyxiation. That is the most fitting way for him to shuffle off the mortal coil,
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Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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Made into a decent movie with the lovely Rachel Wiesz
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Great minds think alike!
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Alex Jones is suing the parents of a Sandy Hook victim for $100,000
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Christ, what a n… non-starter of a lawsuit. Enjoy paying all the attorney fees moran!
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I would say “feted rotted anal puss” but I don’t want to give diseased assholes a bad name.
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How about his gaping piehole is goatse incarnate?
I’m very sleepy and can’t figure out if that makes sense. But you get the picture. Sorry for the reminder of that thing.
ETA blur.
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Feted? They had a fete? Neither painful nor, er, fatal.
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He’s a shitmonster.
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Quoting Detroit’s troubadours, Insane Clown Posse:
“Herpes meth head anus”
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I’d settle for incarcerated. Preferably solitary confinement since I think it would be considered cruel and unusual punishment to force other prisoners to share space with him.
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Problem is, he might enjoy it.
I want to know how you did that. Doesn’t BBS normally require some characters?
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They should just make this gif a unicode character.
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yow…
