Alex Jones' phone contains ‘intimate messages with Roger Stone,' says Sandy Hook lawyer

[jeddak]

Be right back - gotta stock up on brain bleach.

[Akimbo_NOT]

Eyes for mouth Nixon tattoo on Stone’s back from a Jones POV?

[DukeTrout]

[docosc]

@beschizza

told a Texas judge today that Alex Jones’ phone contains “intimate messages with Roger Stone.”

[jaded]

[MikeR]

Alex Jones. Intimate messages. Roger Stone.

Dear god, there are just no words to describe the horror.

[Tamsin_Bailey]

I think it’s nice they found each other.

[Jerry_Sneede]

[mclemens]

Now if they’d both just get lost.

[Tamsin_Bailey]

Together forever, somewhere fucking else, would be fine.

[ChuckV]

And now Rick Astley has been invoked.

Time to close the thread before things get even more out of hand?

[Shuck]

Just “intimate messages with Roger Stone” was enough to trigger

This is just excessive. (And possibly rises to the level of an actual crime.)

[Tamsin_Bailey]

Maybe if we all flag each other we can reach around the

Wait, no, not that. Sorry.

[Caleb_Williamson]

Why are we still here just to suffer | Sound Effect

[p96]

So is the couple name Alger or Roglex?

[UnBoingBoing]

I mean, they did it on purpose, right?

[generic_name]

Wow, those swinger’s parties Roger Stone goes to sure are inclusive.

[chgoliz]

@jaded

Needs a WARNING: SOILERS tag.

Purposeful, or did your subconscious brain create the pun for you?

[Caleb_Williamson]

[teknocholer]