Which was undermined by his broadcasting from his studio at the same time as the motion appearance. He can sit down in front of a camera and hold a Zoom meeting, like everyone else doing depositions these days.
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Can confirm. I had a heart attack my third semester of law school in the middle of a global pandemic.
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Yeah his lawyers were having a heckuva time trying to make the case that he was too infirm to appear even before the judge was informed that Jones apparently felt well enough to head into work that day. Something tells me he didn’t require a full medical staff on hand to do that four-hour-long yellfest of a live broadcast.
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Jones’s lawyers said that forcing him to participate in the deposition would cause him “significant stress.”
As much stress as he caused the survivors of the Sandy Hook Massacre? Boo-hoo, you worthless sack of shit.
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Couldn’t he just take an extra-strength dose of Ivermectin?
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Yikes! I hope you feel better now 
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It would certainly be awful if he got attacked, truly. I can think of very few things worse than that.
Afterwards I think the best we could do for him would be to deny it happened.
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I do. Still in law school. Pandemic still ongoing. Still stressed af. But I have this shiny stent in an artery now so it’s all good! Sadly, I suspect Alex Jones experiences absolutely no stress as a result of any of this. Not that I wish any ill on him. ^cough*
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Surely he must have a nostrum in his inventory to help with this…
Oh, look what i found:
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Aw, poor widdle dolly sunshine. Take some oxycodone and STFU.
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It the UK the traditional instruction to the guards removing a person from court to prison is “Take him down!”.
…and it works in American slang too, I think.
So, TAKE HIM DOWN!
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Well I would never really wish it on him, but if it happened, at least it would never have happened 
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It is no coincidence that Mr. Jones’s sinus cleared as soon as plaintiffs’ counsel cleared Texas airspace
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Excellent!
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Does Vegas have the odds for Presupposition? I could use putting money on a safe bet.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What did honey badgers do to deserve that!?
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"Forcing him to participate in the deposition would cause him “significant stress.”
well, that’s the POINT. trials are stressful situations. that’s why most people avoid doing things that would end you up there.
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You kidding? Honey badger don’t give a shit. Honey badger rip that off and play soccer with it!
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