Alex Jones' whimpering sob fest is a masterclass in pathetic self-pity (video)

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Yeah that episode is 3 h 45 min 44 sec there is a lot to talk about.

I wonder if AJ actually vomited.

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Alex Jones’ whimpering sob fest

Boo-fucking-hoo, bitch.

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Niagara Falls

Slowly I turned.

Sorry Fake Cry GIF by Trevi Moran

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I’m betting the only ones trying to shut him down are the people he owes money to.

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I wonder when TFG will slam Alex for begging for money that would otherwise, surely, be going to him.

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No, according to AJ, it was the guy in charge of bankruptcy. They of course want it too but this one was about him.

Today:

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as a bonus, his tears are delicious!

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Step by step…

(Your turn.)

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I hope he gets dehydrated then, as a result, becomes constipated.

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Jimmy Swaggart did it better:

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GIF by Matthew Henry

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You’re still alive? Go cry in the corner, Alex, nobody cares about you- and that’s exactly what you deserve.

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From the faces he is making, I’d say he’s already there!

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Seeing AJ actually cry would give me some sense of perverted satisfaction but seeing him fake it(and poorly at that) just raises my ire.

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Jones is an obvious crisis actor.

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yeah yeah we know seth meyers GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

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*…waving around some imaginary “secret federal files.” *

Jones openly admitted on Xwitter that he isn’t even sure if any of this is real: There’s a 50 percent chance this is happening right now."

50/50 chance. I wonder if just saying one has “secret federal files” is enough for the Feds to pay Jones a visit and remove all doubt.

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Jon Stewart Laughing GIF

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FFS

christ-what-an-asshole

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