Originally published at: Alleged looter who occupied Pelosi's office says he deserves to be released from jail because he called her a "biatd," not a "bitch" | Boing Boing
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Is he under the impression that he’s being detained for cussing?
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Could biatd be a synonym for covfefe?
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Ah yes, the rock-solid kerning defense.
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The only “biatd,” here is this piece of sh!t.
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I really hope that this guy paid for his own lawyer. I would hate to think this is the kind of defense you get from a public defender.
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Indeed. I’ve been tracking this.
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Not when used by a man. Ever. In any spelling or pronunciation.
Also, I understand the need for journalistic integrity, but is this really an “allegedly” situation? He’s was captured in numerous videos and admitted to his involvement publicly.
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What was the dictionary’s citation, a Lobo comic?
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This is a dumb person’s idea of a clever argument.
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If I were the judge, I’d tell the defendant he’s akquited. And then follow up with the fact that I meant to tell him he’s guilty, and that “akquited” actually means “guilty as charged.”
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“Step three: with bitch drop the T
Because bich is Latin for generosity.”
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Not only is the ‘t’ in “Bigo” silent, it is also invisible.
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That’s the crazy thing, you only get this level of creative desperation by paying for it. A PD has no incentive to slap their name on a career anchor like this. Nope, most likely, some dipshit’s Gofundme is paying for this.
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Judge: Excellent point, I hearby sentence you to twenty years in gaol.
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Apparently so, yes. So add unbearable levels of ignorance to his charms. He needs to stay under observation. He might forget to breath.
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We’re getting clue one blunder at a time, this is like a scooby doo mystery but a lot sadder. First covfefe now baitd, is it an anagram?
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