Amazon customers surprised to receive delivery of 65 pounds of marijuana


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/23/amazon-customers-surprised-to.html


#2

Seems like a great deal. They should’ve kept it :sunglasses:


#3

If there isn’t a new strain of weed called Amazon Prime in the next week or so I’ll be very disappointed.


#4

Methinks the value of Amazon Prime membership just went up.


#5

What, no affiliate link?


#6

Is this like a blind box chaser situation? What’re the odds of getting a bale of pot? 1/100?


#7

Frankly if BB is willing to sell me a glass pipe for weed, and a grinder…


#8

Right???

In CA, that would have been a no brainer; regardless to quality or strain.


#9

Got higher anyway.

Amazon delivery, always delivering my stuff to the neighbors. :confused:

Beware of geeks bearing spliffs.

(I got nothin’…)


#10

I already do, considering that most spliffs are usually a mixure of tobacco and marijuana.


#11

Nooope! Somewhere was a mix up. Somewhere someone may know those bins were shipped to my address, and I would prefer them not coming around asking for them.


#12

It was a sloppy rhyme to being with. I’ll flog myself with the Ars Poetica of shame.

Seriously though, I like cigars and I like herbs, but I fucking hate cigarettes and spliffs.


#13

Psh, amateurs. Steal half and repackage remaining half, what’re the crooks going to do? Call the cops and tell them the packaging is different? :stuck_out_tongue:


#14

Nooope! :slight_smile:


#15

Same here!

I don’t mind the smell/taste of a good cigar, and I’m quite partial to the cannabis; but cigarettes and the tobbacco they’re made with are just gross.


#16

They taste and smell like a chemical spill.


#17

I can’t honestly say what I would do in that situation. I would want to keep it, but my paranoia would immediately demand I hide it somewhere (and where the fuck do you hide two huge bales of weed) or just call the police and "do the right thing " (but even that’s fraught with paranoia-- I might get arrested anyway. “Sure thing buddy, amazon sent you 65 pounds of weed! Cuff him!”)


#18

I’ve seen home alone. I know what to do


#19

…And wait for the knock on your door.


#20