Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/04/amazon-dating.html
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Hate to say it, but 3 stars looks about right for Will.
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Amazon Dating!
You know, you write a headline like that, you’re gonna get people’s hopes up that it’s a way to meet hot Themiscyran singles who are down for some casual fun without giving you a whole lecture about the evils of “Man’s World” or vengeful Greek gods showing up halfway through your date.
Don’t toy with my feelings.
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Reading the reviews will be, um, entertaining.
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This is not exactly a new idea…
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How could all these people possibly have free one-hour shipping?
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IKR
Guaranteed fresh?
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You mean me and the love of my life can be “shipped” and “fulfilled” by Amazon?
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I’m all for it, spread misery Bezos, you’re number one, sometimes…
P.S. as if Bezos needed more money…
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So is it a good sign or a bad sign if your potential date has a large number of reviews by verified purchasers?
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“Used, like new.”
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“Size not as advertised.”
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Slight patina, with verifiable history. That’s my byline…
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This reminds me that a friend placed a singles advert with “Rusty, but in all the right places” as his opener on Match / ? some such dating site. BTW: His first name is Rusty…
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I was hoping it was an app that would help hook me up with Amazons.
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I did know you were that picky?
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Everyone has their types, man.
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My weight lifting team has possible matches for you, what’s my cut?
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So, it’s going to have a really bad search engine, and most of them will have to be returned due to quality issues?
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Gosh, you went all Negative Nelly, what prior experience with Amazon makes you say that?
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