Amazon Prime day just started but the only thing worth buying so far is this giant bag of penis-shaped candy


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/07/10/amazon-prime-day-just-started.html


#2

HAPPY PRIME DAY EVERYBODY!

sings Prime Day carols


#3

giant bag of penis-shaped candy


#4

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR.


#5

What do they taste like?


#6

I’m holding out for a good price on MacAweenie & Cheese


#7

…and now my Amazon search history is forever tainted.


#8

I see what you did there…


#9

Just thing to have on hand when somebody tells you to go eat a bag of dicks!


#10

“No thanks, I’m on a diet.”


#11

But will it transubstantiate?


#12

I can imagine coming in early and setting little dishes of these all around the office.


#13

More importantly, are they vegan?


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#15

Gonna need a few bags!


#16

Like Cock


#17

Bone Broth is all the rage these days! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


#18

Aww man, Now I have to buy some to keep in the car.


#19

i canceled prime. i have saved money because i order less shite.


#20

https://www.amazon.com/Love-Muffins-Delish-Muffin-Recipes/dp/1540362833