Amazon Prime day just started but the only thing worth buying so far is this giant bag of penis-shaped candy

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/07/10/amazon-prime-day-just-started.html

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HAPPY PRIME DAY EVERYBODY!

sings Prime Day carols

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giant bag of penis-shaped candy

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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR.

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What do they taste like?

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I’m holding out for a good price on MacAweenie & Cheese

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…and now my Amazon search history is forever tainted.

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I see what you did there…

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Just thing to have on hand when somebody tells you to go eat a bag of dicks!

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“No thanks, I’m on a diet.”

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But will it transubstantiate?

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I can imagine coming in early and setting little dishes of these all around the office.

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More importantly, are they vegan?

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Gonna need a few bags!

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Like Cock

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Bone Broth is all the rage these days! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Aww man, Now I have to buy some to keep in the car.

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i canceled prime. i have saved money because i order less shite.

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https://www.amazon.com/Love-Muffins-Delish-Muffin-Recipes/dp/1540362833

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