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HAPPY PRIME DAY EVERYBODY!
sings Prime Day carols
giant bag of penis-shaped candy
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR.
What do they taste like?
I'm holding out for a good price on MacAweenie & Cheese
...and now my Amazon search history is forever tainted.
I see what you did there...
Just thing to have on hand when somebody tells you to go eat a bag of dicks!
"No thanks, I'm on a diet."
But will it transubstantiate?
I can imagine coming in early and setting little dishes of these all around the office.
More importantly, are they vegan?
Gonna need a few bags!
Bone Broth is all the rage these days!
Aww man, Now I have to buy some to keep in the car.
i canceled prime. i have saved money because i order less shite.