Amazon Prime day just started but the only thing worth buying so far is this giant bag of penis-shaped candy

[One_Brown_Mouse]

@nickle

That’s a product selection based off your past browsing history and purchases.

i wonder how they got any such notion?

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1499906393&sr=8-1&keywords=55+gallon+lube

it’s a thousand dollars off!! Now that’s prime day savings!

[One_Brown_Mouse]

@Mister44

Candy Vulva rolls off the tongue better.

Arent we a cunning linguist

[One_Brown_Mouse]

@Enkita

Shouldn’t it be sold as a two pack with the female equivalent?

Life Savers?

[Mindysan33]

For like 3 or 4 months, this was my family’s favorite song. Like, we’d sit down for family TV time, pull up you tube and play the video (giggling like crazy over it). I can’t think of a better pairing than DJ Shadow and RTJ!