American Evangelicals are getting mad at Jesus for being too woke

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Sadly always relevant:

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There’s always these guys with their universal message.

Be Excellent To Each Other Keanu Reeves GIF

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Yeshua ben Josef?
The dissident from Palestine?

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Welcome to the party of your own creation!
Who knew sowing hate and dis-information for so long would backfire?

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Came here to mention Ameristan, in Dodge in Hell.

Stephenson absolutely nailed it. Again. As usual.

I won’t put a spoiler here in this thread, but y’all, if you get a chance, even if you can’t stand Stephenson’s digressions (I love them), it’s totally worth just reading the Ameristan part of the book, which happens in the first half of the novel. It’s that scary combo of spot-on, tragic, and hilarious.

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Oh that’s comedy gold!

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Along the lines of christians vs Xtians, this came across my feed today:

(Of course there is a degree of “I think this way because something affected me, personally”, which you often see with “reformed” conservatives. Also, I have no idea what kind of publication CT is or the other ideas they may include in their publication)

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Bodhisattvas?

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this is a fantastic joke on several levels. Jesus was nailed to a cross as part of crucifixion torture/execution, so it’s ‘edgy’. The question ‘what gun would jesus have’ pokes fun at american gun-craze mindset. And finally, Jesus was a carpenter, so he would likely use a nailgun if he existed in modern times.

That’s THREE LEVELS of joke! You just don’t get that kind of quality content for free.

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Yasssss I loved the Friendly Giant!!! I am definitely a better person for having watched so many hours of that show.

Thanks for the nostalgia :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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I once had someone try to tell me that Acts 2:44-45 wasn’t socialism because it was voluntary and not the government. They didn’t react well when I asked them what other parts of the Bible were voluntary too.

Right wing education clearly has a lot of gaps in the curriculum.

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Tell that to Ananias and Saphhira (Acts 5:1-10)

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Sam Kinison accidentally predicted the rise of Christians Against Christ: https://youtu.be/c_7Wvr9ZyQA?t=242

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There are none so blind as those that will not see…

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