American of Italian descent has house for sale


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/29/house-tour.html


#2

Someone needs to give this guy a show on HGTV


#3

We all grieve in different ways. :sob:


#4

Seems legit.

I think I’ve met this guy a few times.


#5

kind of disturbing honestly.


#6

I know just the home improvement show to clean it up:


#7

FI FUCKING FY


#8

I thought Rob was 2/3s Hobbit?

I think this guy could move a lot of f’king real estate in certain areas of the f’king country, but I bet his charms wouldn’t work way down south in the land of cotton. I had a friend at school from the Bronx and it was hilarious how many f bombs he would sprinkle into every utterance. ‘Yeah, this f’kin design direction (tears it from crit wall) I dunno what the f’ck I was thinking, f’ucked up. F’ck, that was some sh’t, but I like this f’ckin piece of sh’t over ere. What da f’ck you guys think? F’ck it? or f’ckin awesome?’


#9

Gwar should update slaughterama and put this guy in the hippie slot.
I’m having a hard time deciding if he’s just trying to be red state non PC folksy or if his IQ is below 70


#10

“Love is in the air …” :musical_score:

Also: What is a masturbadroom?


#11

Exactly what it sounds like. Rowr.


#12

I’m surprised 45 didn’t hire this guy for press secretary.


#13

This guy has been watching some Scorsese. A single tracking long shot, just like the opening of “Goodfellas.”


#14

The best part of the video is how out of breath this mudderfacker is from walking for about two minutes.

FORGETTABOWTIT


#15


#16

His tracksuit.


#17

I was sure he was a troll doll.


#18

I find his direct manner refreshing. At showings I’m always afraid to ask the realtor which rooms I’d be allowed to masturbate in.


#19

I’m always curious what rooms people have died in so it’s good to have that info upfront with this guy. A+


#20

“No thanks, I’d prefer to masturbate in the death stain room, if that’s okay with you.”