Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/29/house-tour.html
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Someone needs to give this guy a show on HGTV
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We all grieve in different ways. 
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Seems legit.
I think I’ve met this guy a few times.
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kind of disturbing honestly.
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I know just the home improvement show to clean it up:
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FI FUCKING FY
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I thought Rob was 2/3s Hobbit?
I think this guy could move a lot of f’king real estate in certain areas of the f’king country, but I bet his charms wouldn’t work way down south in the land of cotton. I had a friend at school from the Bronx and it was hilarious how many f bombs he would sprinkle into every utterance. ‘Yeah, this f’kin design direction (tears it from crit wall) I dunno what the f’ck I was thinking, f’ucked up. F’ck, that was some sh’t, but I like this f’ckin piece of sh’t over ere. What da f’ck you guys think? F’ck it? or f’ckin awesome?’
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Gwar should update slaughterama and put this guy in the hippie slot.
I’m having a hard time deciding if he’s just trying to be red state non PC folksy or if his IQ is below 70
“Love is in the air …” 
Also: What is a masturbadroom?
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Exactly what it sounds like. Rowr.
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I’m surprised 45 didn’t hire this guy for press secretary.
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This guy has been watching some Scorsese. A single tracking long shot, just like the opening of “Goodfellas.”
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The best part of the video is how out of breath this mudderfacker is from walking for about two minutes.
FORGETTABOWTIT
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His tracksuit.
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I was sure he was a trolley doll.
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I find his direct manner refreshing. At showings I’m always afraid to ask the realtor which rooms I’d be allowed to masturbate in.
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I’m always curious what rooms people have died in so it’s good to have that info upfront with this guy. A+
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“No thanks, I’d prefer to masturbate in the death stain room, if that’s okay with you.”
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