If you read your Bible, the evidence that Donald Trump is Jesus is compelling:
- the wise men brought Jesus gold; Donald Trump is also very fond of gold.
- Jesus was a carpenter; earlier in his life, Donald Trump was in the construction business
- Jesus washed away the sins of the world; many people suspect Donald Trump of being a money-launderer
- Jesus threatened people with being cast into the Lake of Fire; Donald Trump liked to tell people “You’re fired!”
- Jesus quieted the storm (Mark 4:35-41); Donald Trump paid Stormy Daniels to keep quiet.
