An angry Lauren Boebert compares Trump to Jesus

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/07/17/an-angry-lauren-boebert-compares-trump-to-jesus.html

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Right story, wrong character. Trump is definitely a Judas.

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Judas was necessary to the whole endeavor. If he hadn’t betrayed Jesus, none of us would know who Jesus was.

Trump is not necessary. At all.

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Your own, personal, POTUS?

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“They tried to cancel Jesus,” she says. “They” were conservatives.

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Trump is Mirror Universe Jesus. In every way you could name, completely 180º of the Nazarene. You could call him the “Opposite Jesus” or something like that.

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[expletive deleted] is about as unlike Jesus as any person ever. Like, so much not-Jesus there should be a word for the un-Jesusness of him. Negative Jesus? No, that’s not quite it…

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I don’t want to imagine him with a goatee. It would like like a hamster attached with superglue.

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The Immessiah? That’s not quite right, either…

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Bizzaro Jesus?

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I will never understand the whole Jesus thing.

Wasn’t it God’s plan to cancel Jesus? Didn’t Jesus go into the whole thing knowing that was his job?

Why do Christians get mad about Jesus doing the one thing he’s was put on earth to do?

Why do they get mad at the people that canceled Jesus, they were also part of God’s plan.

Also, has God ever used any government to spread his word?

I can’t wait until these people finally meet God and God tells them they really didn’t have a clue about being Christian.

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“An angry Lauren Boebert compares Trump to Jesus“

Sure. Jesus washed a sex workers feet and Trump got peed on by one.

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How about the Antichrist?

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If you read your Bible, the evidence that Donald Trump is Jesus is compelling:

  • the wise men brought Jesus gold; Donald Trump is also very fond of gold.
  • Jesus was a carpenter; earlier in his life, Donald Trump was in the construction business
  • Jesus washed away the sins of the world; many people suspect Donald Trump of being a money-launderer
  • Jesus threatened people with being cast into the Lake of Fire; Donald Trump liked to tell people “You’re fired!”
  • Jesus quieted the storm (Mark 4:35-41); Donald Trump paid Stormy Daniels to keep quiet.
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Trump could never be a Judas because he never had any loyalties to betray in the first place.

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