Trump reportedly believes exercise drains your energy, making you weaker.
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It’s a BIG assumption to think any national security secrets Trump had access to and managed to absorb and remember are still actually secret.
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Well not anymore they’re not.
It’s nice to think of him going nuts in sterile jail cell somewhere, but come on… it’ll be more like that scene in Goodfellas, with Pauli and the garlic. I mean, who do you think most prison guards voted for last election?
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Frankenstein?
A more compliant and obedient henchman/VP, who’d, for instance, refuse to certify electors who haven’t vowed undying allegiance to Trump?
'Yes, Master"
Perhaps his brain works like that? Each time that he uses it for an actual thought, neurons explode. So he keeps it in neural all day and runs on reflexes and muscle memory. 
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After college, after Trump mostly gave up his personal athletic interests, he came to view time spent playing sports as time wasted. Trump believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted. So he didn’t work out. When he learned that John O’Donnell, one of his top casino executives, was training for an Ironman triathlon, he admonished him, “You are going to die young because of this.”
https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/15/politics/donald-trump-exercise/index.html
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Okay… Frankenstein was the scientist… Frankenstein’s monster is the monster (which is apparently, really about the luddites if Brian Merchant is to be believed and I kind of do)… I think you mean Frankenstein’s assistant - who is either Fritz or Igor, but is not the in original book?
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I think there would be too much scrutiny. And also, the only food prep TFG is capable of is opening a can of diet coke. One of the reasons he eats so much fast food is it’s pre-made. So restaurant staff don’t know it’s going to be for him, and can’t poison him. I truly hope that he is only served food prepared by fellow inmates.
My first thought is him trying to do a burpee in his cell and just falling flat on his face (from the initial hop)
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The only exercise he would ever engage in would be in complaining he was not allowed his preferred form of exercise, and so would demand to be placed under house arrest at one of his golf courses.
Hmm. Trump under arrest at one of his golf courses, monitored by a court official who keeps track of his actual golf scores and makes them a matter of public record. Still no cell phone but every now and then he can be shown what people are saying about him. 
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i just can’t imagine trump pulling an uncle iroh in jail
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Possibly, but not the version of Bill from the prison scene. I’m thinking more like “old bed-ridden Bill” only much less contented with his life.
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Old Bill and Ted were the most chill and excellent part of the movie.
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