Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/05/07/an-incarcerated-trump-would-focus-on-bodybuilding.html
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I didn’t think a sack of 
had any muscles to build?
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“Trump 2024: He’s rested, he’s ripped, he’s ready.”
He’ll come out covered with jailhouse tattoos, and his running mate will be some guy from the Aryan Brotherhood named Otto who he met in the exercise yard.
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Trump has some rather… novel ideas about human health and fitness which don’t lend themselves to bodybuilding. The guy won’t even walk anywhere if he can drive a golf cart, FFS.
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He’s going to come out looking like Bill S Preston Esq in the Bill and Ted Face The Music movie, right?
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Doh, didn’t meant to post as a reply to you. And i see that @Brainspore posted a link to the story i had posted.
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I’m sure the judge has taken into account that Bigly could become seriously ill in jail from lack of hair products.
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Oh brother. This is such “My daddy can beat up your daddy” stuff.
Donnie would have a coronary if he tried to pick up 50 lbs.
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Jessy Watters has been looking at too many muscular trump memes.
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Trying to imagine Lumpy doing reps in prison
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Cartman on Weight Gain 4000: “BEEFCAKE!”
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“The guys in the prison yard said they’d never seen anyone do push-ups as beautifully as me. One guy, a big tough honcho, came up to me with tears in his eyes and said ‘Sir, thank you for demonstrating the best push-ups I have ever seen.’ Anyway, I could go on but then the fake news media would accuse me of bragging.”
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So, then, Mike Pence again?
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Yes, exercise depletes energy stores, but experts point out that eating replenishes them.
“Experts.” I had no idea my common sense is an expert!
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CHERKASKY: “I think for the sake of our national security we would want to have protection of somebody that has that many state secrets.”
Isn’t this why Trump should be in prison? He probably has Putin on speed dial.
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Bodybuilding is a weird term for putting on fat from hamberders, but I guess that makes sense.
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Why would that require him being incarcerated? It seems likely regardless.
Otto
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Why would he do that? Isn’t he already the strongest, most fittest, manliest man there is? And if you say he isn’t, Jesse, you WILL be excommunicated and cast out of the cult.
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The key word here is “defendant”
Innocent until proven guilty, and all the appeals run out, and then released on grounds of medical infirmity.
