Angry Karen educates Dunkin Donuts employee, explaining that a dozen means 50 donuts

I mean, how do we really know it’s 12? Who’s your source on that?

You still believe THEM? It’s 2021. Get with the program.

In Florida, it’s Florida Man. Elsewhere, Morans.

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It’s also a halfway decent explanation as to why these people are certain Trump actually won the election. I thought about that when the guy in the capital building yelled at security that there were “millions of us” out there. The seemingly innate inability to count might be a contributing factor to the ‘stop the steal’ madness.

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A below-knee amputation (“ BKA ”) is a transtibial amputation that involves removing the foot, ankle joint, and distal tibia and fibula with related soft tissue structures.

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Ouch. I’ve heard of people losing toes and such. That’s pretty bad.

I’m diabetic but I keep mine under control.

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Now ask her if she’d like to receive a dozen lashes or fifty.

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That seems the most likely scenario. Thanks for the info.

I see what you did there :wink:

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My guess is that AK is trying to pull one over on the Dunkin’ Donuts people (very poorly I must add).

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Wonder where on earth she got the idea that a dozen of something was fifty of said item? Schooling is not what it was, y’know.
Looks like a Trump supporter to me.

I mean, you’re right, and everything . . . but I would still bet my left testicle she’s ‘trumpy’.

If I might be so bold, I’d say the stupidity is the tool for bludgeoning her point across. “Hear this voice/anger/certainty? That’s the sound of me getting my way so get a move on, you counterperson!” It’s the red herring the victim has to deal with while morality and intellect are, um, wanting.

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Perhaps she counts in Base-48?

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So, like, fifty in binary is 110010. There is an eleven in there, and some zero’s and a one, so if you add that up, 50 is totally 12, if you think about it.

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base 48 numerals will never catch on.

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Base, go ahead with transmission.

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talking-heads-same-as-it

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Baker’s dozen: 13. Banker’s dozen: 11

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Leaving movie theater circa 1967: “I don’t get it, where were the other 38 guys?”

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You could say “two score and ten”, but nobody would understand…

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Ah yes, triunal hexadecimal, widely used in the vatican computing cluster.

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You must be from the US North. In the South it’s “a couple-two-three”