Anti-masker begs airport passengers to join his revolution, laughter ensues

The crowd should have started chanting, “Sir, this is an Arby’s.”

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I guess “Live Free and Die” isn’t as popular a motto as the original version.

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Sometimes, when a toddler throws themselves on the floor in a screaming tantrum, they tire themselves out after a few minutes. Intervening early just gives them the attention they so desperately seek

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“Sorry the flight to Dallas has been delayed by 40 minutes.” “Damn, I guess I’ll hit the airport bar…”

Five hours later…

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“The call went out, “Gas! Gas! Gas!” And I desperately donned my gaspants.”

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I have used this several times.

“Wait, so the fact you have to wear pants everywhere means you aren’t free??”

Also “Nobody has it.” WTF, hes he lived so far under a rock that NO ONE he knows has caught it and gotten sick and/or died? I know who people whose loved ones have died from it - and one of them was only in their 30s.

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Texas governor faces legal challenges on pants mandate ban as hospitalizations soar

haha, you’re right.

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But she appeared to be wearing a chin strap, herself. Mouth and nose fully exposed. Go figure.

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It could be that his right to vote isn’t under attack.

So, socialism, right? That’s all colleges teach.

“What the CDC isn’t telling you about pants is terrifying” - Forbes.
“Dallas and Austin school districts defy governor’s order, will require pants” -NBCNews
“Fauci says ‘hopefully’ making young kids wear pants won’t have ‘lasting negative impact’” - Fox
“Barack Obama Was Gifted Over 1,000 Custom Pants for Birthday Bash” - TMZ

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Everyone! Join me! Take off your pants! Dance around! Be free!

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Also: I know that someone loudly and repeatedly addressing me as a “fucker” in public strongly entices me to do what they’re asking of me.

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That is his misunderstanding. Anybody’s right to vote under attack is all of our rights to vote under attack.

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This goes through my head more than once a week.

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Though as it happens the backpack was actually filled with carrion for reasons the gentleman refused to explain.

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I read that as “crayon”, for understandable reasons.

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Same.

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Cool revolution; bruh.

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For added hilarity, use the UK version of pants :slight_smile:

British English American English
Trousers Pants
Pants / Underwear / Knickers Underwear / panties
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