Apple's torture-test lab

[1]: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.a.a.aaah[quote=“SamWinston, post:9, topic:41760, full:true”]
I want a app so if I drop my phone it screams on the way down.
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There’s an [Android][1] version and there was an Apple version submitted,

but I can’t find it on the Apple store. @Gareth_Spor would be the Boinger to speak to.

And there’s also some sauce-code here: GitHub - jeradesign/falling-wilhelm: Falling Wilhelm — Your iPhone knows when it's falling.