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No.
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Beschizzled:
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Seems to me this will only work with unlimited access to perfectly accurate tests. Not only for inmates – uh, residents – but for all staff, who would be required to live in; & for the proles who deliver all the goods. And when you fail your test, if you don’t go quiet, they come for you & your stuff with haz-mat suits.
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Social isolation does not mean you’re not allowed to read other Boing Boing posts.
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But I am disenfranchised enough to barricade all those muthafuckas in, permanently.
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If you are wealthy enough to have a second bathroom, and the rest of the fam is getting on your nerves, that could also be a luxury pandemic retreat. 
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Membership
All of our memberships provide you with a place to live, food to eat, and the activities to participate in.
- Daily meals
- Daily yoga and breathwork
- Live music events
- Lectures and workshops
- Trivia nights, board games, and pool parties
Board games! Count me in! That’s well worth $6,000/month!
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Sounds like a re-purposed retirement home. COVID-19 is impacting a certain demographic…
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Quite happily, “Nope”!
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Get this, it’s like a cruise ship, but on land!
No mention of how they’re going to screen people applying? Seems legit.
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Wealthy and interesting? No. But I’m sufficiently smart not to shut myself in with a crowd of people who have lifetimes of experience screwing over others.
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Its so top secret they used the same image when they were renting it out on AirBnB, Expedia etc
It’s like Fyre Festival, but with Coronavirus!
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Fill the place up. Weld the doors shut from the outside. Problem solved.
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The Masque of the Red Death, anyone?
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Sharing a bathroom with a stranger doesn’t really sound like my idea of luxury.
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