Ariana Grande’s tattoo awoke Hanzi Smatter from its slumber.
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Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
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I see five wax tadpoles.
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I’m sure she has no regerts.
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There’s also this one - language is Irish (Gaeilge) in this case:
What it actually means is “Can I go to the bathroom?” (a common Irish classroom phrase) or more literally, “Do I have permission to go to the bathroom?”
source and many other places
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So you’re saying that giraffe apples contusion, but fizz jet cornu, should the blandishment summarize all, but not necessarily string, of the annelids.
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Blasny!!!
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It’s a perfectly cromulent word.
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I only know what I reads on the wikipedia about hoaxes.
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It turns out I want one of these small charcoal grills. Thanks, Ariana Grande!
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…and it’s missing the “can I” part which is “an bhfuill” (pronounced “on will”). So it says “permission to go to the toilet”. Someone was pulling the piss…
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This calls to mind the glorious Chinese tattoo prank: https://web.archive.org/web/20041223162049/http://www.zug.com/pranks/tattoo/
I pretty much always find pranks horribly cruel and not at all funny. This one was horribly cruel and hilarious. TLDR: a guy convinces coworkers he speaks Chinese, then tells a white girl her tattoo means not “inner peace”, as she thought, but rather “bean curd”.
I knew a girl with a lovely series of characters down her spine:
Me: that’s beautiful work (it was very well done) what do they mean?
Her: I dunno
Me: Wut?
Her: I got them because they’re pretty!
Me: 
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Obigatory
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Just remember to nickname your new grill Ariana
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You’re right! I’ll bet Jared from Subway agrees!
Well, you just increased his brand awareness by one, so there’s that.
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Looks like she was correct.
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