No actually what you’ve got there is the root development of the fluoride conspiracy.
Back in the day a few good samaritans were enjoying a nature walk around southern Georgia when they came across a couple in the worst condition they’d ever seen anybody!
The woman’s hair was falling from her scalp in clumps, the man had no hair left at all. Both had teeth that had somehow resumed growing, the way a rodent’s do, and were sticking out of their mouths and through their lips and cheeks as though each had a mouth full of ugly yellow rocks the length of an adults thumb.
They were sunburned, had open sores and were clearly suffering from extreme exposure. Salt stains were evident on both, as though they had been wading waste deep in an estuary, one full of leeches, big ones by the looks of the welts covering their lower halves.
Their eyes were beyond rational description, because there was nothing rational in them.
The good samaritans approached with grave concern for them, but also warily as they could not reconcile the horrors evidenced in the strangers condition.
When the couple realized someone was near, they began wailing incoherently “Guvmet?! Guvtmeth?! I’re ruk yooff fear ock!” but then lay back crying when their would be rescuers couldn’t give them whatever they were asking for. The woman died in that moment, overcome by all that was evidenced in her condition.
The madman that remained shocked the good samaritans horribly then, when he saw she had expired he grabbed desperately at her corpse, and for a fleeting second the samaritans were struck with a strong empathy for his loss… until they saw he was going through her pockets, and finding nothing savagely kicked the corpse away from him angrily.
His anger and madness gave him a jolt of strength and he lunged at the samaritans! Knocking one to the ground as he lunged deflected him onto the other whom he grabbed by the throat and sought to throttle!
But it was at this point that the adrenaline of his would be victim became physically manifest and the madman’s horrible condition made him a poor opponent then. Yet as the madman’s body sank to earth, his hands would not relent, his grip fastened on the samaritans throat like a vise, unbreakable! The samaritan, fearing for his life, throttled the madman in turn, they each turning red in the face, then blue, the samaritan sputters out:
“My god man! What has overtaken you!”
To which the madman replied with his last wisp of breath, just as the light faded from his eyes as he died:
“Fluoridah…tha horrurs…fluorida…”
The samaritans fled then, for fear of encountering anymore like these, and left the matter unreported in their fear and shame. But later, discussing it among themselves, knew that the couple had mentioned the government initially, and fluoride at the last… they resolved to prevent these harms from befalling another and the mission continues to this day.
