Ass code: chess star accused of cheating with vibrating sex toy in anus

I’ve been playing chess wrong all these years.

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From a computer.

Having said that, moves so smart that only a computer could figure them out can be forensically determined.

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… not just any billionaire, but the one billionaire who can slander and defame anybody he wants and get away with it for some reason :thinking:

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We are clearly all terrible people and we should all be ashamed of ourselves :rofl:

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At least they aren’t trying to send him secret codes by changing the flavor of his yogurt…

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“Your move.”

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*turns on incognito mode

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For this to happen, wouldn’t the moves would have to be entered into a computer by someone?

And yeah–if it was a computer people would be saying that by now. There have been enough people combing over the game to have caught it.

Fixed that for you. :wink:

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Are there any generational differences in the style of players?

Older players had to get used to playing against computers, but younger players grew up playing against them.

I think the anal beads didn’t used to vibrate.

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Untrue. An engine like Stockfish, which you can install on an off-the-shelf smartphone, can outplay Carlsen.

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The intro to the worst possible parental “back in my day…” lecture.

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Chess: I’ve been playing it wrong.

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No one cheats at live chess. Or do they?

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