Atheist shoes experience a miraculous transformation

Apparently not:

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It was a joke …

My reply means I understood your reference.

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No worries. My ego compelled that clarifying response. I didn’t want my future unborn great-grandchildren thinking I believed the “jelly donut” legend. (Aside: Have a great life kids. Enjoy every sandwich.)

Where is their non deity to save them when this happens?

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If they offered them in thongs, the “Darwin Loves” version would be perfect for a holiday in the NT.

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The main flaw in these shoes would be that the logo is on the sole, and atheists don’t believe in soles…

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The same place where a deity would be.

Either they break their neck or they don’t. There’s no anti death-in-this-world-charm that works miracles already, so I’m not sure what you’re comparing this to. They’re a silly gimmick and not a talisman.

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Damn! I scrolled all the way down this list to make that pun.

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Which is funny (not ha-ha funny) because the Antichrist of Revelations is frequently interpreted as a coded reference to Nero, with whom Trump shares a number of qualities.

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Is he any good with a fiddle?

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