Hey man. I just live here. Anything Kraft Foods comes up with is their own damn fault.
It’s an abomination you must take responsibility for as a nation.
And be thankful I didn’t pick spray tea as my example instead because honestly if news of that got too much attention it would collapse the ANZUS treaty, and then you’d all be absolutely fucked.
I am not a nation.
Okay real talk now, you get that I’m making jokes, yeah? Just a little comedic hyperbole, I’m not seriously setting out to attack you or Americans in general.
I specifically ask people visiting the US to bring me back spray cheese.
Of course it is.
I don’t go that far, but it’s not that bad. It’s like Cheesy doritos, you know it’s not cheese, but it still tastes pretty alright.
I want spray tea.
Is that like bubble tea?
Mulligan’s is also the birthplace of the Luther burger, a bacon cheeseburger with two Krispy Kreme donuts in place of the bun. It was named after Luther Vandross, who denied having ever eaten one.
I want spray tea.
You are a monster.
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Is that like bubble tea?
[/quote]Nah. It’s literally just low-quality tea-ish concentrate in a spray can. It makes something that is almost, but not quite entirely unlike tea, and it’s absolutely vile.
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