And now sir, I’m going to ask you to step out of the continent and walk a straight line.
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Bumper sticker sighted in Cambridge: “Reunite Gondwanaland!”
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Make Pangea great Again.
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Some Stable Genius just tweeted that it is in Kansas so it must be so.
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Clearly it’s the friction of the tectonic plates that is causing the fires.
Science, bitches!
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Rolf Harris used to be a much-loved entertainer.
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I am so disappointed they are fixing it on the maps rather than fixing it with terraforming.
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Will they adjust any names, like Not-So-Western Australia?
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It’s not so much plate tectonics as it is that the country’s been towed outside the environment.
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Well, the front had fallen off.
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This explains why I couldn’t find my keys this morning.
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Maybe Australia is exactly where it’s always been and all the OTHER continents moved six feet in the opposite direction.
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Impossible, no other continent would move towards Australia.
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I grew up in the suburb next door to the one Rolf was from.
We don’t talk about Rolf any more. He is persona non grata.
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Flights to Bali should be a fraction cheaper now.
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…and now it’s coming for us!
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According to legend the RAF in the 1960s used a map that moved Australia 600 miles in order to show that anywhere the Royal Navy needed to be could be covered by land-based aircraft from friendly countries, and therefore they didn’t need aircraft carriers.
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