Bad food, low spirits plague Mar-A-Lago's declining membership

Please, please, please someone dislodge that orange cheater in the general direction of a large underfed alligator and undo his garish vandalism of a historic landmark.

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I can imagine a group of people that did little to nothing to earn the money they have. They feel rich enough to feel insulated from the problems of the world. Since they didn’t actually earn the money they have, they have little understanding about how political policy effects their McScrooge pool of money. Since they are average people with an un-average amount of money they look for ways to distinguish themselves among other wealthy people with more going on. Name dropping about chatting casually with the president had utility for them, for awhile. Now his toxic brand is so bad, he no longer has utility to them. They have moved on to something new to glom onto to feel special.

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You have to wonder how much of the membership stuck around just in case they might make the pardon list.

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When you’ve already got both feet in the trench at the bottom of Tasteless Valley, in what possible direction could you go in order to get “downhill” from there?

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…low spirits…

They’re probably watering 'em down.

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I mean, there are thousands of spirits that would have excellent reason to plague that place with whatever curses they are able to make. Maybe the Bigelow Institute should start there.

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There isn’t any entertainment on the property…

There is if you know which office door to press your ear against.

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It sounds like Mar-a-Lago’s food is just returning to baseline of the other Trump- owned properties. Doral had over 500 serious health code violations between 2015 & 2018, and his sad little Vegas hotel had its kitchen closed by health inspectors on more than one occasion.

On a side note, his tiny gold phallus of an off-the-strip Vegas hotel doesn’t have a casino because the Nevada Gaming Commission wouldn’t issue Trump a gaming license. Let that sink in. The Gaming Commission looked at him and said “nope, you’re too crooked for this town”.

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It’s boring and sad and the food is bad.

Who’d have thought?

Womp womp.

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People are saying it’s the saddest.

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Hey, don’t insult mcnuggets. They don’t deserve to be associated with that scum.

I had some a couple days ago. Honestly they’re good. Which is more than I can say for their fries.

That stunt, though, of him serving fast food at the white house, that image will forever tarnish the presidency and fast food.

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So, who runs the kitchen? Aramark?

Also, related…

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I just hope, now that the only thing to see about Turmp is how wretchedly pathetic he is, it doesn’t incline anyone to feel sympathy.

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As George Carlin said it best, we can build houses on those golf courses. Or better yet, rewild them for their respective ecosystems.

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Sad.

/s

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Given the only two times I’ve played golf the first order of business was smoking a large joint, I really like this idea. Golf courses would be the ideal spot for a distracted bike ride.

Ahh, that’s a better idea.

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Robin William’s classic on the history of golf

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Sad… Bigly sad…

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At least with Aramark, they have a better chance of passing the health inspections.

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Mar-a-Lago doesn’t actually have a golf course. It’s just a social club.

Although maybe members are allowed to play golf at the Trump course in West Palm 4-5 miles away?

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