Awright, everybody! Yo asses are about to be saved. One way or another, the short-clawed vulgarian or I will bring this thing down. But I gotta ask you:
Do you really wanna be in his debt? We’d never hear the end of it, about how he saved the crew and the ship and the whole damned galaxy, since he’s the finest Iconoclast in all Charybdis, everyone says so, and we really oughta be grateful for all he’s done to for us…
Excuse me while I violently void my cloaca.
Okay, here’s the better deal. I’m gonna go first. In the unlikely event I blow up, at least I won’t have to hear the insufferable noise of his suit’s Auto Fellatio systems kicking into overdrive again.
So with the gracious, generous, and highly-evolved contributions from @daneel Princess Pricklepants, @wisconsinplatt Rocky Road, and my dear ol’ nessst-brother @DreamboatSkanky Quirky “Princess Rembrandt” Kumquat, I think I’ll try this on for size:
@Kassandra
USE GREEN Parabolic_Antenna 110
GIVE daneel GOLD
MISSION 4
END
I think that along with my newly fancied-up Mass Spectrometer so generously donated by the Cactus, I’ll be in pretty good shape. If I nail the bogey, as I read it, I’ll sustain 75HP damage minus my 26DEF. Since I’m currently at 64HP, that leaves me with 15 to spare… a quite comfortable margin in Space Lizard circles. Don’t think I’ll need anything else in terms of POW and DEF.
So this leaves me with a spare Gold. Any of my best buddies need it? Especially ones who might be able to further up my SCI, SEN, or (to keep Li’l Smokies from going all prematurely Mission Accomplished on us) EVA?
Hey Philosocrawdad @bizmail_public… you gonna contribute to our cause? Need some Gold? How 'bout you, Ester @penguinchris? You guys gonna make a case for who needs it more? Or should I save it to pay off my bar tab down at Desmond Balthar’s strip club back on Mars?
Y’know… the one right over the sand dune from where we left Watney?