Badass Dragon Scavengers of the Void - Round 4 - Ugly Duckling

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  > iotrap.steampunkbanana: 0x25ef44a85ecfcf82fb9cf2ce3e2f2a16d82e0f10

pay 9 critter
pay 5 rkt88edmo
pay 5 daneel
pay 5 dreamboatskanky
pay 5 gwwar
pay 5 penguinchris
buy repairs
buy repairs
buy targeting_algorithm
buy targeting_algorithm

“Roger that, steampunkbanana - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ pay 9 critter
✔ pay 5 rkt88edmo
✔ pay 5 daneel
✔ pay 5 dreamboatskanky
✔ pay 5 gwwar
✔ pay 5 penguinchris
✔ buy repairs
✔ buy repairs
✔ buy targeting_algorithm
✔ buy targeting_algorithm
✔ mission 3
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Hm - can’t seem to find a syntactically correct set of orders in there. I’ll let the boss know.

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> nagbot 0x71b096f6a289e5d2f5e6f7134a88794f50080209

    TIME REMAINING     : 0d 3h 6m
    SUBMISSION DEADLINE: 2017-02-11 18:00:00 -0500

@sealion @glutnix @donald_petersen

“Yoohooooo! You planning on coming along?”

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Looks like that weird Discourse error managed to halt Kassie in her tracks again and the updates to handle it don’t actually handle it. I’ll have to take a closer look.

Everything submitted is processed and on file at this point.

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145

and it’s time

@Kassandra SUBMIT
PAY 8 gwwar
BUY Repairs
BUY Rad_Shielding
MISSION 3
END

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146 
  > iotrap.bizmail_public: 0x1a7bf610bc17309b71a30f2109a6270f440689a3

pay 8 gwwar

“Roger that, bizmail_public - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ pay 8 gwwar
✔ buy repairs
✔ buy rad_shielding
✔ mission 3
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@Kassandra
PAY 15 @bizmail_public
BUY Flywheel
MISSION 4
END

Where were our intrepid space mooses? Did moose lips nearly kiss? Absolutely not. Browf has been moping about, and Dakota has been spending a lot of time in the observation lounge.

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  > iotrap.glutnix: 0x20d3230f68e112b51499d74a0300afa25d014b06

“Roger that, glutnix! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ pay 15 @bizmail_public
✔ buy flywheel
✔ mission 4
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klik-fzzt!

“Boss, you comin’ in?”

“Negatory, fuzz-face, just swinging by the outboard dispensary to grab a new Targeting Algorithm. Then I’m hittin’ those secret vaults. Shiny stuff in there!”

“But you’re leaking worse than an Arcturan Cone of Silence. Get some repairs before you go out again!”

“I like my odds just fine, Puss. My sensor suite is sweet enough, I probably won’t pop any more gaskets.”

“Tex, you can afford repair… it’s cheap!”

“Tryin’ to keep this trip profitable, since all those creature comforts you’re enjoying in what’s s’posed to be my stateroom are gonna end up comin’ out of my account! That’s what always happens!”

“Don’t be an ass…”

“I’m always an Ass, Jonesy. That’s what makes me who and what I am. Ass out.”

klik

“Goddamn lizard is gonna get himself blown up… again! Well, maybe I can do some good out there before he remembers to change his PIN code.”

beep boop blurp

“Attention, last-minute scavengers… anyone need a drop or two of juice before you head out? The tightass lizard’s buying one more round. Possibly posthumously. Favorable terms to species that annoy him most.”

@Kassandra
BUY Targeting_Algorithm
MISSION 2
END

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  > iotrap.donald_petersen: 0x76a2ed8203f2de07aaff3b622b49050173387fb8

“Roger that, donald_petersen! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ buy targeting_algorithm
✔ mission 2
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Flicks tongue. Clacks claws. Twitches tail. Hopes for the best.

@Kassandra SUBMIT
PAY 2 newliminted
BUY Repairs
BUY Repairs
BUY Targeting_Algorithm
BUY Targeting_Algorithm
MISSION 2
END

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  > iotrap.dreamboatskanky: 0x62eaa3c2890df212bbcc15199c640dd139fc5b70

pay 2 newliminted
buy repairs
buy repairs
buy disruptor
buy targeting_algorithm
mission 1

“Roger that, dreamboatskanky - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ pay 2 newliminted
✔ buy repairs
✔ buy repairs
✔ buy  targeting_algorithm
✔ buy  targeting_algorithm
✔ mission  2
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“Back in a bit, feeling this strange urge to write some haiku…”

    CURRENT STATUS:      HIBERNATION
    ORDER PROCESSING:    OFFLINE
    INCARNATION:         0xc070c842014cbb32d860889af3be0c4571b6be14
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Hold the phone, you’re not off duty yet.

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“Back to operating in biological time. I don’t know how you all do it.”

    CURRENT STATUS:      ACTIVE
    ORDER PROCESSING:    ONLINE
    SUBMISSION DEADLINE: 2017-02-12 18:00:00 -0500
    INCARNATION:         0xf2470ad21c6d527b79a5bc6fc21221d5918a6224
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> nagbot 0xf59cc6ec8a6349482384795724bb9d1da1f8eec2

    TIME REMAINING     : 0d 22h 58m
    SUBMISSION DEADLINE: 2017-02-12 18:00:00 -0500

@sealion

“Look, I know that the state of existence is terrifying, but doing something is better than doing nothing.”

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@bizmail_public Hans, Can you spare an extra 1juice? it will let me take on mission 2. juice sichuashun remedied

@SteampunkBanana, I’m still going to run short despite my massive debtage for taking on Mission 3, and I think I will actually take less dmg on Mission 2. But my decision making has obviously forked down paths not conducive to long term survival at this point…

@Kassandra SUBMIT
BUY REPAIRS
BUY REPAIRS
BUY REPAIRS
MISSION 2
END

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  > iotrap.rkt88edmo: 0x45d13f9de53381972d5ce4c8a427b4198997ed1c

buy repairs
buy repairs
buy repairs
mission 1

“Roger that, rkt88edmo - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ buy repairs
✔ buy repairs
✔ buy repairs
✔ mission 2
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“Jones here. Have a sip, courtesy of everyone’s least favorite Ass. Pay him back however you think he deserves it.”

@Kassandra
BUY Targeting_Algorithm
PAY 2 rkt88edmo
MISSION 2
END

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  > iotrap.donald_petersen: 0x74db905c34f180fbe5fa8c09a7cf3986e9e233b5

buy targeting_algorithm
mission 2

“Roger that, donald_petersen - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ buy targeting_algorithm
✔ pay 2 rkt88edmo
✔ mission 2
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