Badass Dragon Scavengers of the Void - Round 9 - Emergency Broadcast

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Can anyone lend me 10Ʉ please? Or maybe some +SCI equipment they’re not using this round?

I’d like to take mission 3 but I really don’t want a cannon exploding in my face.

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give me an hour or so to do some processing – but I think I can help.
-Philosolobster

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excellent choice, Sweetness.

I think you’re a smashing sucess!
-Philosolobster

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Princess Sweetness, you look like you need a band-aid. You can have one of mine. I have some at home that are have unicorns on them. Grandpa gave them to me when I fell off his walkie-bot. I don’t have any of those, but you can have this dumb looking one here. It’s gold. Or maybe brown. I don’t know. Maybe it has a unicorn on it, but its kind of dirty.

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@Kassandra SUBMIT
TRADE GOLD penguinchris
END

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  > iotrap.old: 0x5eb094683fdc781cd9610343364c309336bbf01d

“Roger that, old! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ trade gold penguinchris
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@Kassandra SUBMIT
BUY Fusion_Engine
BUY Fusion_Engine
BUY Impact_Gel
TRADE GOLD penguinchris
USE GREEN Fusion_Engine
MISSION 1
END

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  > iotrap.old: 0x3db71a873a3f5525a543665e390775bb2bd4ef7c

trade gold penguinchris

“Roger that, old - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ buy fusion_engine 
✔ buy fusion_engine
✔ buy impact_gel
✔ trade gold penguinchris
✔ use green fusion_engine
✔ mission 1
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Well, let’s see how this goes. I can modify my order according to need.

@Kassandra SUBMIT
PAY 10 @uphill
MISSION 1
USE GOLD
USE GREEN Targeting_Algorithm 131
END

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  > iotrap.gwwar: 0xcde42a47b554a9bfc133cc011b38eb01b6b5d270

“Roger that, gwwar! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ pay 10 @uphill
✔ mission 1
✔ use gold
✔ use green  targeting_algorithm 131
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Nobody ever lets me play with fusion engines at home.

This is kind of fun.

Apart from being sold into slavery by poopy-head Grandpa, and getting eyeball juice on my tiara, and all the things trying to kill us.

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Thank you spacefriend.

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@Kassandra
BUY Fluorometer
MISSION 3
MISSION 3
MISSION 3
MISSION 3
MISSION 3
SUBMIT

This new fluorometer works great and looks fabulous!

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  > iotrap.uphill: 0x7e5a321bf814dfbdadff31f299dcc257ef834dad

“Roger that, uphill! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ buy fluorometer 
✔ mission 3
✔ mission 3
✔ mission 3
✔ mission 3
✔ mission 3
✖ submit
   [ERR] Alas, but I have no way to parse 'submit' as a command. :(
✖ <img src=//cdck-file-uploads-global.s3.dualstack.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/boingboing/original/3x/7/a/7a589474d73e92ab801c06897247dd1d500d4efa.jpg width=313 height=161>
   [ERR] Alas, but I have no way to parse '<img src=//cdck-file-uploads-global.s3.dualstack.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/boingboing/original/3x/7/a/7a589474d73e92ab801c06897247dd1d500d4efa.jpg width=313 height=161>' as a command. :(
✖ this new fluorometer works great and looks _fabulous_!
   [ERR] Alas, but I have no way to parse 'this new fluorometer works great and looks _fabulous_!' as a command. :(
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Sorry Kass, got too excited and flubbed your syntax. I’ll try again.

@Kassandra
BUY Fluorometer
MISSION 3
MISSION 3
MISSION 3
MISSION 3
MISSION 3
END

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  > iotrap.uphill: 0xea8db097b1e61696e7be8e3ab88bf03be65aa902

buy fluorometer
mission 3
mission 3
mission 3
mission 3
mission 3

“Roger that, uphill - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ buy fluorometer 
✔ mission 3
✔ mission 3
✔ mission 3
✔ mission 3
✔ mission 3
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I changed my mind. Rather than getting my arse shot off to try to get a RED, I’ll just hold onto what I’ve got and help out a different way.

@Kassandra SUBMIT
BUY Fusion_Engine
BUY Fusion_Engine
MISSION 1
END

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  > iotrap.daneel: 0xb1c1c4ce3f5a8a9733cd695c81ede3cc26e857c3

use red swan_wing 73
buy parabolic_antenna
buy attitude_jets
mission 2
mission 2

“Roger that, daneel - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ buy fusion_engine 
✔ buy fusion_engine
✔ mission 1
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Working with Rocky Road, We two Wardens can give Mission 1 near perfect coverage.

But I need to lay claim to one roll of DUCT TAPE to ensure I survive the mission

@Kassandra
BUY Fluorometer
BUY Impact_Gel
BUY Duct_Tape
PAY 11 @uphill
Mission 5
Mission 5
Mission 5
Mission 5
SUBMIT

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  > iotrap.bizmail_public: 0xc3c119aafd675f59722319152c153b1e1da66a4c

“Roger that, bizmail_public! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ buy  fluorometer
✔ buy impact_gel
✔ buy duct_tape
✔ pay  11 @uphill 
✔ mission 5
✔ mission 5
✔ mission 5
✔ mission 5
✖ submit
   [ERR] Alas, but I have no way to parse 'submit' as a command. :(
✖ <img src=//cdck-file-uploads-global.s3.dualstack.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/boingboing/original/3x/0/0/001ae863ab56d1cc819ffc956b6d6f9faa944f47.png width=258 height=265>
   [ERR] Alas, but I have no way to parse '<img src=//cdck-file-uploads-global.s3.dualstack.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/boingboing/original/3x/0/0/001ae863ab56d1cc819ffc956b6d6f9faa944f47.png width=258 height=265>' as a command. :(
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#Wednesday Mission Analysis

TL;DR: Remaining undecided Scavangers should decide which of Mission 2, 3, or 4 suits them best, and do as much of that mission as possible. We need our two Recons, Shiny! and Racks, to do as much Mission 4 as possible.

If you really can’t take Mission 2, 3, of 4, there is one more slot available on Mission 1.

Mission 1 high POW

Most important single mission.

COVERED

90% of no damage, 10% chance of less than 20 damage

Our diggers, Pricklepants, Princess, and Goldie have stepped up.

There is room for one more on this mission, but not essential.

Mission 2 high SEN, high EVA

This mission WILL get GREAT salvage. Over a 50% chance for GOLD or RED.
One can take this mission up to three times.
But expect at least 25 HP of damage for each mission.

we’re going to need help here.

EVA   SEN    HP
28     48     44  Princess Rembrandt
33     35     46  Princess Jabbers  
30     36     22  Lil Smokey   
29     34      7  Tex Ass
25     33     80  Honeywine

Mission 3 high SEN, high SCI

No Cost. Chance for GLO,

Thank you, Princess!! Coud someone get GOLD to Tex Ass @Donald_Petersen so he can take Mission 2, 3, or 4?

Currently, only “Naughty Boy” has signed up for Mission 3.
The more on this mission, the fewer nasties next round!

SEN  SCI  HP
62   22   66   Naughty Boy
48   20   44   Princess Rembrandt
36   26   22   Lil Smokey
35   26   46   Princess Jabbers
34   16    7   Tex Ass
33   18   80   Honeywine

Mission 4. High EVA, especially RECON

FREE. Relatively low Risk for RECON.

We’re depending on Shiny! @OtherMichael and Racks @Glutnix to take this mission as many times as they can.

EVA   HP 
42    58  Shiny! (recon)
31    62  Racks (recon)
29     7   Tex Ass

Mission 5. needs high DEF , especially WARDENS.

COVERED.

Our two wardens, Philosolobster and Rocky Road, have stepped so that Mission 1 has a 90% chance of no damage.

###Mission 6: needs high SCI , especially SCHOLARS.
COVERED

All three scholars ( Professor, Sweetness, and Princess Jabbers) have signed up.
Others can sign up – it’s a no damage mission - but the benefits will probably be lower than Mission 2, 3, or 4, because a typical scavenger will fail about 2/3 rds of the time on Mission 6.

“A proper defense is never simple” - Philosolobster

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