@Donald_Petersen - you keep that thing away from me, okay? Although I am legally organic, your mutant ball of hairballs cannot seem to understand that I AM NOT FILLED WITH TOFFEE
toffee–colored maybe, I could grant you that.


@Donald_Petersen - you keep that thing away from me, okay? Although I am legally organic, your mutant ball of hairballs cannot seem to understand that I AM NOT FILLED WITH TOFFEE
toffee–colored maybe, I could grant you that.


Better make sure I’m in tip-top shape for the mission…

Hey, who wants to join me for some yoga?

Does anybody want to trade food tubes? I don’t like this kind.

I’ll trade you a left-over slice of …
https://pugcity.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/pizza_long.gif
Whoops, never mind.
I believe this pose is called “downward lobster”

The last time I tried yoga…

NEVER AGAIN, fellow scavengers.
There are some sights that no scavenger, no matter how badass, should have to endure.
Did someone say there is a cask of honeymead being broken open!

[static]…
silence
[distant voice distorted through static]…
silence
[static]
Actually it’s kind of fun in here with the lights down low like this.
Sort of like a Princess Cave?
Could be a great place for a game of Tag!
You’re it!

No backsies!
I’m much better at hide and seek.

Hide all you want Professor, but you’re still “it”.
Thank the great ClockMaker for my LumiGlo™-doped exterior carapce!
Promethium-147 I LOVE YOU!
Too bad you don’t come in red.

#THE MORE YOU KNOW!
I’m comin’ to get you, tagbacks or not!
