Badass Dragon Scavengers of the Void - The Wreck of the Coleridge

@Donald_Petersen - you keep that thing away from me, okay? Although I am legally organic, your mutant ball of hairballs cannot seem to understand that I AM NOT FILLED WITH TOFFEE

toffee–colored maybe, I could grant you that.

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It’s always so peaceful, floating in the void.

It’s where I belong.

–Hans Landau

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Better make sure I’m in tip-top shape for the mission…

Hey, who wants to join me for some yoga?

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Does anybody want to trade food tubes? I don’t like this kind.

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Organic? YUCK! I prefer silanes

but I’ll trade you for this:

–Hans Landau
Space Lobster

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I’ll trade you a left-over slice of …

https://pugcity.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/pizza_long.gif

Whoops, never mind.

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I believe this pose is called “downward lobster”

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The last time I tried yoga…

NEVER AGAIN, fellow scavengers.

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There are some sights that no scavenger, no matter how badass, should have to endure.

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Did someone say there is a cask of honeymead being broken open!

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Okay, who sent this?

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[static]

silence

[distant voice distorted through static]

silence

[static]

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Actually it’s kind of fun in here with the lights down low like this.

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Sort of like a Princess Cave?

Could be a great place for a game of Tag!

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You’re it!

No backsies!

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I’m much better at hide and seek.

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Hide all you want Professor, but you’re still “it”.

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Thank the great ClockMaker for my LumiGlo™-doped exterior carapce!

Promethium-147 I LOVE YOU!

Too bad you don’t come in red.


#THE MORE YOU KNOW!

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I’m comin’ to get you, tagbacks or not!

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