Badass Dragons of the Wasteland - Round Six

Not when there’s Sicilian on the line.

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A propósito mission selection, I’m going for 3 (three). Double-flame throwers and turret-gun. I’ve got…urp…gas enough, I think. Que vengan los vampiros chicharrones.

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@penguinchris

I went shopping with all those lovely extra LPs, so I sent another form…

y una bebida

( Me encanta que en esta casa, incluso las hijas reciban una! )

y un vampiro vegetariano !?!

muy por el derramamiento de sangre bajo la luna mexicana.

No tip for the dealer? Bad form, old chap.

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I’ll never get this American tipping thing.

Here you go.

@penguinchris - I’d like to transfer 5LPs each to @SteampunkBanana and @funruly. Banker’s draft okay, chaps?

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This sort of behavior may be why you were banned from Monaco as well!

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No, that was more to do with the bucket of soapy frogs and the scuba suit with the bottom cut out.

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Those poor frogs!

You English and your funny sayings.

Round here we say “Driver’s Draft” when we want to talk aboout that free feeling one gets when wearing chaps.

Ain’t that right, Desmond @SteampunkBanana?

And you don’t need to tip me. The show is free.

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I stopped wearing chaps years ago, they chafe my thighs.

Hammer pants are how I roll.

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Alrighty. Instead of a tip, take one of these.

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Bill rummaged around behind his trucks seat… “Let me see…” Bill said to himself. “What do we have in here for Vampires?”

Molotov Cocktail:

Check!

Road Flares:
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Check!

Secret Weapons:

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Check and Check!

“Okay Baby-girl, are you ready hunt down Evil Ed?”

“Arf!”

“Well then, let me see your war face!”

“…”

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A uilikilt!

Are we going to the Playa?

We’d fit right in

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Sounds like we’ve got about half on one, half on three and one lonely soul on two. That about right?

I think we have 2 on 2.