Badass Space Dragon 2.0 - Round 4 - Cube Farm

Natasha Fatale, Captain of glorious Audacious Blip, issue orders to crew and communicate intentions to other captains (( and @patrace ))

starting funds = b150.4333
give @gwwar b40.6 | loan
seed community bank b50.0
balance = 59.8333

Natasha select following mission

Star Bits remaining after mission cost: 9.8333

[quote]
Last Will and Testament of Natasha Fatale:

Should Audacious Blip be lost, Natasha hereby bequeath all remaining assets of БПMК to community bank.[/quote]

From each according to ability, to each according to need.

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Lazlo, I think that can be made to work. Now we just need to figure out how hard to tweak Unizone and if the 50-50 shot at the big money is worth it…

Natasha propose guideline for micro-loans based on:

and

Proposed Guideline:
Captains needing small ((presently defined as single digit)) loan to meet mission cost should get loan on priority basis, first come first served.
(( need assent from everyone @called in this post ))

From each according to ability, to each according to need.

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“aye”

The ancient Terran philosopher Bentham declared

that the greatest happiness of the greatest number is the foundation of morals

So yes, I am in favor of spreading the community fund around so as to give the greatest number of captains the opportunity to take mission 3 or mission 2. Captains usings to take MIssion 4 won’t be able to pay back their loans in a timely manner, which isn’t good for anybody.

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“Agreed. Should also help with what I’m realizin’ is a problematic amount of overhead with communicatin’ and submittin’ orders, which only gets worse the bigger the pool grows.”

Uh, isn’t it b50.0? That’s an order of magnitude, and still requiring a loan pour moi.

Sigh la vie.

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@Monkeyoh already has b35 to start with.

Whereas you have b5.7, so you need b34.3 for Missions 2 or 3, no? And 2 won’t get you killed and pays well.

Thanks for checking my work — I make a lot of mistakes.

However, as I read it, Capt. Mrs. Richard Basehart of The S.O.L. Jr. has b35.0, and therefore is only a b5.0 loan away from MIssion 3.

apollenogies – I thought it was a generic response to all and sundry.

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Has anybody (like me, possibly, I seem to have clonked my head but good on some extruded structrually-hardened hull-wax) pointed out that those captains choosing Mission 1/Mission 5 are basically going head-to-head, claw-to-claw, antler-to-antler with those captains choosing Mission 3?

The feudal system of industry, in which industrial production was monopolised by closed guilds, no longer sufficed for the growing wants of the new markets. The manufacturing system took its place. The guild-masters were pushed on one side by the manufacturing middle class; division of labour between the different corporate guilds vanished in the face of division of labour in each single workshop.

Meantime the markets kept ever growing, the demand ever rising. Even manufacturer no longer sufficed. Thereupon, steam and machinery and the quantum-super-imposed-banana-reactor (just look at it!) revolutionised post-industrial production. The place of manufacture was taken by the giant, PostModern Industry; the place of the industrial middle class by post-industrial zillionaires, the leaders of the whole industrial armies, the modern Unizone.

PostModern industry established the universal market, for which the discovery of Charybdis paved the way. This market has given an immense development to commerce, to navigation, to communication by land. This development has, in its turn, reacted on the extension of industry; and in proportion as industry, commerce, navigation, railways extended, in the same proportion Unizone developed, increased its capital, and pushed into the background every class handed down from the Middle Ages.

We see, therefore, how Unizone is itself the product of a long course of development, of a series of revolutions in the modes of production, expansion, and of exchange.

The executive of the modern state is but a committee for managing the common affairs of Unizone.

Unizone, historically, has played a most revolutionary part.

Unizone has stripped of its halo every occupation hitherto honoured and looked up to with reverent awe. It has converted the physician, the lawyer, the space-priest, the blind poets of the spaceways, the lobsters of science, the mooses (meese?) of navigation, into its paid wage labourers (and on occassion space-skeet targets, throw-pillows, and Soylent).

Unizone has torn away from the vessel its sentimental veil, and has reduced the inter-crew relation to a mere money relation.

The weapons with which Unizone felled PostIndustrialism to the ground are now turned against Unizone itself.

But not only has Unizone forged the weapons that bring death to itself; it has also called into existence the sentients who are to wield those weapons - the modern working class - the Captains.

###Fellow captains, are we not loosely affiliated sentients?

Can we somehow agree not to conflict amongst ourselves? We are not the enemy! Please let us not make it so.

#WE have nothing to lose but our contracts!

And our ships.

And our lives.

But you know, spilt pollen, and all that.

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It always comes back to the collective hive-mind with you bees, doesn’t it?

Still, maybe you have point. Time to make capitalist pig-lobsters (present company excepted, natch) pay for their crimes? Make glorious revolution against gilded-age robber-barons?

In Soviet Charybdis, Captains Zone Uni?

Time to purge the non believers? Send to re-education camps?

Although, now I am confused. Are we cultural Marxists or venture capitalists? Can we be both?

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#CAPTAINS: Adventures of the Venture Marxists in the Special Adventurous Forbidden Space-Economic Adventure Zone

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There’s a saying back in the hives: 25-year-old punks should be shot, or re-educated through labor.


BTW, who’s the giant gold fella with the flight-suit? Or is that just a funky ship design?

And I just LOVE the rockets-from-the-hand gadget. I simply must have one of those. Who makes them. Tell me. Please. Pretty Please. Pretty pretty pretty please with little heads of state on top!

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Who’s got b45.0 to loan out? Same terms as before.

DO IT FOR THE HORDE!

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Too true. I need only 5.0 so I can take Mission 3. Which means I’d be spying on Unizone. Which means I could get in a heap of trouble. Or, you know, worse. It’s a tough decision, but I just received a missive from one of my operatives assistants at ConGypsCo HQ that makes my decision a little less tough.


ConGypsCo "We run your higher functions, so you don't have to."

Hello Ma’am.

You asked me to ping you if I saw anything unusual around the office while you were gone. Well, some of the Board members were in yesterday, unannounced. One of the board members had a guest - an angry-looking hulk of a moose with a Unizone logo pin on his jacket. After they headed for the big conference room, I activated the InVisiCom you had me set up in there so I could listen in.

They were discussing your mission activities with the S.O.L. Jr. I’ll send over a full transcript later, but here are the main points they covered:

  • Unizone is “concerned” about what’s going on out in Charybdis.
  • Unizone knows that you don’t always see eye-to-eye with the Board.
  • Unizone has offered “incentives” to the board members to keep you “in line with Unizone’s mission operations”.
  • Unizone is considering an “extremely hostile takeover” if you don’t “stick to the damn program” and the moose commented that “CEOs are a dime-a-dozen” and board members’ lives wouldn’t be worth “two plug nickels” if they fail in their duties.

I hope you’re OK out there! Let me know if you need anything. Except for bits, of course. My account is being monitored, as are the accounts of your other operatives assistants.

Best of luck.

PS: I sent Frank over to your place to feed your dog, like you asked. He asked me to send a photo to you:

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Comrades, I hereby request a b5.0 loan so I may take my ship on Mission 3.

What say you?

I am seeking 50bits today in exchange for repayment of 60bits and I plan to fly Mission 2. Any amount will help

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If micro can stretch to 10, it would be a great relief and I will repay 12.

Well, finally we have some scratch to repair the ol’ Rustbucket! I don’t know Ella from a Stella Bella Mozzarella, but she sure treated me right on that last mission. I’m loading up on hull repairs (busted landing foot and replacement of those worrisome NASA surplus O-rings). Also, the Homing Missiles are my heart’s greatest desire. I saw the exact same model on “Andromeda’s Funniest Space Accidents” and fell in love. I must have them!

Now I’m off to pretend to clean the hold. Those curatorial types are wound a bit tight when it comes to the cleanliness of their precious “artwork”. Forget all this newfangled poly-dimensional art, at the end of the day, all I want to look at is my velveteen copy of “Space Meese at the Slug Race”, and the bottom of an empty tumbler of Star-Grog.

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I’ll loan you b5.

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