The Royal Bowler
Haberdasher & Fine Spirits
A familiar voice croaks and crackles to life on the hailing channel.
Good day fellow Charybdians. I understand my return to public life may be met with some skepticism and shock but I assure you, I’ve only ever lived to serve this galaxy and her people.
I wish to live the life of a simple businessman and with the unification amnesty declared by our wise assembly of leaders, I am happy to pursue that dream.
At the Royal Bowler, all hats are made from molecularly hardened materials and guaranteed to be one-of-a-kind. All spirits are made from even stronger stuff! Zehahahahahaha!
Velvet Moose Hat ~ b400
This hat isn’t exclusively for moose, it just looks like a moose.
Propeller Beanie ~ b400
Just enough power to lift you out of a tight spot, not recommended for operation in zero-G.
Panama Hat ~ b500
Lovely little hat for a stroll around the bridge.
Pith Helmet ~ b500 - SOLD
An excellent helmet for exploring.
Kettle Hat ~ b500
Good for fighting and making soup.
Pillbox Hat ~ b500 - SOLD
Just the thing for all those pills.
Spanghelm ~ b500
Keeps your melon safe and comes with ear flaps. Nice, if you have ears.
Ushanka ~ b500
Made from the finest muskrabbit skins. Complete with ear-flaps to protect against the cold of space.
Bee-Keeper’s Hat ~ b500
An essential hat for ships powered by organic honey crystals.
Racer’s Derby ~ b500
Nothing says “winner” like this slightly slimy space slug Racer’s Derby.
Square Crowned Bowler ~ b500 - SOLD
Razor edged and molecularly hardened for the occasional odd job.
Pork Pie ~ b500 - SOLD
Scratch and sniff.
Opera Style ~ b800
The very best in collapsible fashion.
Biretta ~ b800
It looks and smells like a little cake box.
Chateau de Manos '66 ~ b2/glass
Tropical Coolant ~ b2/glass
Benemede Honeywine ~ b5/cask
Note: Please include any purchases with your weekly mission selection.