Worst restaurant ever.
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Are there men out there that can orgasm this way, do you suppose?
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The testimonial, more than once, uses the word “ballgasm”, so one must assume that this is the case.
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Have they been hacked yet? So some poor sap’s balls are now being ransomed for bitcoin.
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No idea about this specific product. But speaking very generally kink activities are often not about directly causing orgasm but rather rather about attaining an altered mental state, kind of a mingling of arousal and spiritual awakening that overlaps with yoga breath work and old school monks flagellating to attain a higher state of being.
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I think I’ll just stick to the yoga and old school monks flagellating.
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In the case of this product I think that is the wise choice.
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“Our product is REAL.”
OK, now I’m convinced.
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Try the oysters though. They’re the special.
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Maybe this says something about me, but I’d never before seen the term ‘hardpoint’ in any SFW context. Ya really do learn something every day.
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Yeah, the joke, a good one…but still, the design seems ill fitted to purpose.
Around a ball sack? Ooch!! Plus, it seems, er, top heavy (latitude, but lacking longitude).
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“… it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.”
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Well, I have used vibrator toys controlled by other people around them and it was damn amazing.
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Balldo™
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I’m reminded of the old golfing phrase, “grip it and rip it”. 
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I feel like it comes pre-taunted.
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