Balldo is a balls-mounted dildo

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2021/01/22/balldo-is-a-balls-mounted-dildo.html

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Where’s Balldo?

Sorry, I will go away now…

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Balldo is not yet available for purchase; a crowdfunding campaign is imminent.

So, it’ll come soon? Once they erect a crowdfunding campaign?

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I thought it was a chain link fence post topper.

I guess if you’re brave enough…

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Does it have the electrolytes you need?

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Having trouble wrapping my head around how this is supposed to work.

Bad choice of words, I know.

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Man, they’re really going balls deep on this one!

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Balldo what Nintendon’t

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Pretty ballsy of them to come with this

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cillian-murphy-wat

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Dialectical materialism did not predict this

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slavoj zizek photo GIF

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Gah - my exact reaction!

I’m all for new things… but not sure the how on why on this one…

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From the diagram on the website, step one is shaving your balls. A quick escalation if I ever saw one.

The copy is like “a second penis that never goes soft!” but also, one that is…not a penis, but instead a set of sensitive-to-pain organs behind a completely insensitive apparatus. I just…can’t imagine how compressing your balls into a chamber and then knocking them around wouldn’t be very uncomfortable. Is this a pain play thing?

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I think I know where the inspiration for this product came from.

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The NSFW video is really something.

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