Bank robber forgot key word on demand note he gave teller

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Could have been “gub”.

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Take the money and…drive safely?

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Not “please”, then?

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But he intended to just ask for “the time”! Now the poor man is being persecuted, just because he wanted to know what time it was, and a teller misunderstood and gave him unasked for money!

(- His eventual defense, I’m assuming.)

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because he “was high.”

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I was hoping to see this one. AND it’s the first comment!

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“Forgot to finish a bank robbery note,
'cause I got high.”

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beat me to it. Here’s the clip
Take the Money and Run - I Have a Gub, Apt Natural - YouTube

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There’s still a few hitches to work out in the new cashless economy.

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According to police, “the vehicle was casually driving away without rush, including stopping at traffic lights.”
Isn’t that the best way to drive away from the scene of a crime (assuming you’re not being chased)?

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